Valhalla Golf - Rickie Fowler's trousers

[Nemo14]

Your frequent absence has certainly been noted. Not completely sure as to what level of consequence will be taken, but just know it's been noted.

I believe it means a suspension of 2 games....

 

[ChimneySweep49]

I believe it means a suspension of 2 games....

But I never received any video proof of PUSH being absent in our discussion, so I'm gonna issue a much lesser sentence.

I did, however, receive an email from law enforcement back in April which read: MUST READ NOW! PROOF PUSH IS SKIPPING YOUR THREAD. DO NOT OVERLOOK THIS EVIDENCE!
But meh...it's probably nothing.

 

[Nemo14]

But I never received any video proof of PUSH being absent in our discussion, so I'm gonna issue a much lesser sentence.

I did, however, receive an email from law enforcement back in April which read: MUST READ NOW! PROOF PUSH IS SKIPPING YOUR THREAD. DO NOT OVERLOOK THIS EVIDENCE!
But meh...it's probably nothing.

I'm sure he's sorry now anyway.

 

[ChimneySweep49]

I'm sure he's sorry now anyway.

That's his business, not mine. My job is to protect the integrity of the Trousers; the reputation of this discussion thread.

 

[Nemo14]

truth, justice, and the American way

 

[PUSH]

I believe it means a suspension of 2 games....

Wouldn't suspending me just give me exactly what I want since I've been skipping anyway?

 

[Nemo14]

Wouldn't suspending me just give me exactly what I want since I've been skipping anyway?

Don't use that logic stuff on me young man!

 

[PUSH]

Don't use that logic stuff on me young man!

*uses logic stuff on you*

 

[JenniferS]

Wouldn't suspending me just give me exactly what I want since I've been skipping anyway?

Exactly what I said to the Principal when my son was suspended for skipping.
We wisely converted it to an "in-school suspension".

That'll learn 'em.

 

[PUSH]

Exactly what I said to the Principal when my son was suspended for skipping.
We wisely converted it to an "in-school suspension".

That'll learn 'em.

When I was in high school, I know some kids loved in-schools because they got out of class.

 

[acishere]

Exactly what I said to the Principal when my son was suspended for skipping.
We wisely converted it to an "in-school suspension".

That'll learn 'em.

So you are saying we should lock @PUSH in Ricky's trousers for 2 days as punishment?...

 

[Nemo14]

We had one teacher who really had a knack for making in-school suspension less than desirable. He may have been my mentor..

 

[ChimneySweep49]

We had one teacher who really had a knack for making in-school suspension less than desirable.

Did it involve forcing kids to watch The View?

Or listen to 'Let It Go' repeatedly?

 

[Goofyernmost]

So you are saying we should lock @PUSH in Ricky's trousers for 2 days as punishment?...

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

 

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[Wrangler-Rick]

truth, justice, and the American way

Truth, Justice and the American Britches! (had to double check spelling before hitting the button )

 

[PUSH]

I think Rory has one-upped Rickie on the trouser talk...

 

[trr1]

I think Rory has one-upped Rickie on the trouser talk...

I thought you had to play it where it lays?

 

[PUSH]

I thought you had to play it where it lays?

There's some rule where you can drop it and take a stroke or something like that. And I'm assuming the potential injury to a fan was taking priority.