Toontown is Pitiful

[Tramp]

Originally posted by turkey leg boy
I want Milfy and Erika to join in. Not to mention about 20 others. :lol: :lol:

OH...just the thought, Brent, makes my mouth start to salivate.:lol:

 

[Dizknee_Phreek]

Originally posted by Tramp
Just refurbishing Toontown a bit....Mickey's House will soon be 'Hot Pants Showdown'...a very respectable strip joint with easy access to the train station for the inebriated. The tent is soon to become ToonTown Hooters, a bodacious place with fine liquors, fine food and fine women....heehawwww:sohappy:

Minnies House will be an unmentionable house with a red light on it.:lol:

:lol: and i'm sure that's JUST what Walt invisioned too! nothing like wholesome, family entertainment! :lol:

 

[jrriddle]

I'll tell what's "pitiful" this thread that's what...


Now, would a Jessica Rabbit character be working at this Hooters?

(Boy you leave the computer to check the score in the hockey game and you miss all the fun)

 

[BigNorm]

Originally posted by Tramp
Since there seems to be an increasing urge to do something with Toontown, we figured we do a little refurbishing. Mickey's House will soon be 'Hot Pants Showdown'...a very respectable strip joint with easy access to the train station for the inebriated. The tent is soon to become ToonTown Hooters, a bodacious place with fine liquors, fine food and fine women....heehawwww:sohappy:

Minnies House will be an unmentionable house with a red light on it.:lol:

Reverse that. The cat house should be in the tents, more space you see. Minnie's should be ToonTown Hooters, think about it :lol:. Overall, it's a great idea though, I'd go back to TT for this.

P.S. I'm waiting on those pictures, don't have all night you know.

 

[TURKEY]

While we're rennovating things. I suggest turning The Odyssey and World Showplace into IHOPLs (International House of Pretty Ladies).

 

[josh_e_washie]

As much fun as I think it is, I still can't understand why some people would travel around the world to WDW and ride the speedway...

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by josh_e_washie
As much fun as I think it is, I still can't understand why some people would travel around the world to WDW and ride the speedway...

...maybe for the same reason why someone like me drives a torturous 1200 miles from Connecticut to Florida and goes on Test Track. Some things in life are best left unexplained. Crazy man, Crazy!:lol: :wave:

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by turkey leg boy
While we're rennovating things. I suggest turning The Odyssey and World Showplace into IHOPLs (International House of Pretty Ladies).

....I like it....and, if we're ambitious enuf, why not turn 20K into a luxury spa and hot tub...I couldn't think of a better place than Fantasyland.:lol:

Keep those kiddies the hell out of OUR Magic Kingdom.:hammer:

 

[BigNorm]

Originally posted by Tramp
....I like it....and, if we're ambitious enuf, why not turn 20K into a luxury spa and hot tub...I couldn't think of a better place than Fantasyland.:lol:

Keep those kiddies the hell out of OUR Magic Kingdom.:hammer:

Now we're just getting crazy, time to get back to the topic at hand: where are those wet t-shirt girls? I gotta go to bed.

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by BigNorm
Now we're just getting crazy, time to get back to the topic at hand: where are those wet t-shirt girls? I gotta go to bed.

Norm...I think Maelstrom is a no-show. She let us down. How sad. I was a big fan of hers too. I guess you better hit the sack.

 

[JLW11Hi]

Originally posted by Tramp
...maybe for the same reason why someone like me drives a torturous 1200 miles from Connecticut to Florida and goes on Test Track. Some things in life are best left unexplained. Crazy man, Crazy!:lol: :wave:

You know, I've often thought about that myself. My Dad loves that ride...

I think its because of all the fun stuff in the ride, the fact that the ride controls you, and youre not sure where youre going to end up.

Maybe it even jsut for the reactions you see on others that ride the ride that have never ridden it before!

 

[maelstrom]

Originally posted by Tramp
Norm...I think Maelstrom is a no-show. She let us down. How sad. I was a big fan of hers too. I guess you better hit the sack.

Well excuse me for going to sleep!! Do you know what time it is right now? 6:09am! I have to be to work in an hour. I needed my beauty sleep. *yawn* :snore:

 

[Snapper Bean]

Originally posted by Lee
I agree.
And there is a segment of WDI looking for a greenlight to do just that.

Also, speaking of shutdowns, forces from HIGH up in the company are thinking of authorizing the removal of the Speedway. Part of that land could be combined with Toontown to really make a nice area.

Amen to that. The Speedway takes up a huge amount of park space is a slow loading ride and really isn't much different from a ride you find in every amusement park. If I was running the parks the Speedway would be the first ride sacrificed to the future.

 

[Dizknee_Phreek]

Originally posted by turkey leg boy
While we're rennovating things. I suggest turning The Odyssey and World Showplace into IHOPLs (International House of Pretty Ladies).

hey!!! you just hold on a minute there! we can't turn Disney World into 'for-guy's-entertainment-only' kind of place!! what the heck is in it for us ladies (us straight ladies, anyway)?! WE have to have a little entertainment too ya know!

 

[TURKEY]

Originally posted by Dizknee_Phreek
hey!!! you just hold on a minute there! we can't turn Disney World into 'for-guy's-entertainment-only' kind of place!! what the heck is in it for us ladies (us straight ladies, anyway)?! WE have to have a little entertainment too ya know!

Hmmm.

You can do whatever you want with Downtown Disney. Fair enough?

 

[Dizknee_Phreek]

Originally posted by turkey leg boy
Hmmm.

You can do whatever you want with Downtown Disney. Fair enough?

and what? let you boys take over all the parks? i don't think so! this is going to have to be split 50/50!

 

[M. Racer]

Originally posted by maelstrom
I elect myself as the first Toontown Hooters Girl. :animwink: :lol: :lookaroun

After you don your costume let's start buy removing those terrible metal palm trees.:hurl:

 

[TURKEY]

Originally posted by Dizknee_Phreek
and what? let you boys take over all the parks? i don't think so! this is going to have to be split 50/50!

Ok you can have MGM. Epcot and AK stay the same.

 

[Tim G]

Originally posted by Tramp
Since there seems to be an increasing urge to do something with Toontown, we figured we do a little refurbishing. Mickey's House will soon be 'Hot Pants Showdown'...a very respectable strip joint with easy access to the train station for the inebriated. The tent is soon to become ToonTown Hooters, a bodacious place with fine liquors, fine food and fine women....heehawwww:sohappy:

Minnies House will be an unmentionable house with a red light on it.:lol:

Ah...... back to sleazy again :lol:

 

[LadyDarling]

Disneyland's Toontown does appear larger. Perhaps WDW's feels so small becuase it's almost always packed? I enjoyed the Barnstormer, and agree that the little kids need a place to go. I think the houses are great fun as well. HOWEVER -

WDW's could really benifit from a Roger Rabbit's Cartoon Spin! That ride is REALLY fun. Oh yeah, it could also beneifit from wider streets and a better lay out with more fun things to do BETWEEN houses. DL's is so immersive. Everything is "touch, play, push, look around, don't keep your hands to yourself! Explore!" while WDW's (the one time I was there) seems much more straight forward.
Just food for thought!
~J. Darling