Magic Kingdom
Adventureland
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Pirates of the Caribbean Refurbishment
Set sail with the wildest crew to ever sack the Spanish Main! Entering past the watchtower and past a weathered sail bearing the title of the attraction, we meander through the fortress’ entrance and find ourselves lost in the flickering gloom of Castillo del Morro's foreboding arsenals and dungeons, still left as they were prior to a devastating sea battle, where forgotten prisoners and deceased soldiers still reside. A crumbling passage leads into a lush, tropical lagoon at twilight. From this Blue Lagoon, we board a cargo ship to set sail for the not-so-distant harbor of Puerto Dorado, where the Wicked Wench and its crew have launched a full-scale invasion in search of the town’s treasure supply. But that’s not all--Jack Sparrow himself is looking for the treasure, too. Can he find it before the others do?
This ride will be receiving a huge refurbishment. While similar to the 1967 original, the ride is now a combination of elements from both Marc Davis’s mind and that of the films as to provide a happy medium for fans of both. On top of that, I plan to expand the ride building and lengthen the ride, to bring it up to the standards of its Disneyland brother. Long has the Magic Kingdom Pirates been compared unfavorably to Disneyland’s, so I plan to remedy that with this refurbishment. This specific move would require the complete draining of the ride’s waterways, something that hasn’t been done practically since it first opened. In addition, I also want to add a second floor to the ride, overlaid on top of the current ride, to allow for a larger, longer opening sequence. This will also allow for a more immersive Castillo facade, riddled with battle scars and large circular holes that cannonballs seemingly left behind. In fact, there are cannons on top of the fort that actually fire, thus setting up the idea of a fort under attack. It all sounds drastic, but I’m sure it could work.
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Entering into Castillo del Morro, we pass by an old pirate mast, with a black sail upon it bearing the phrase “Pirates of the Caribbean“ and above that, a skeleton up in the crow’s nest, looking out into the distance with a telescope. Below the mast, you’ll find that the iconic green barker parrot has returned. Once you step under those golden arches, you find yourself in the catacombs of Castillo del Morro, blackened with gunpowder and strewn with skeletons. The queue has been refurbished to its former glory. It looks just as it did on Opening Day back in 1973. Once inside the fort, a short entrance tunnel plays a menacing version of the "Yo Ho" theme, but then the music goes silent. It needs to, because then we hear the soldiers of the fort preparing for a pirate attack. Essentially, this serves the same purpose Disneyland’s queue: setting up the storyline. We will soon find out that things will soon turn disastrous for this Caribbean town. A captain of the guard is heard ordering the preparations for firing on the pirate ship, and occasionally blasts of cannon fire could be heard. This, combined with the occasional refrain of "Yo-Ho" echoing through the halls, is absolutely essential narrative information that also creates the eerie impression that the pirates could be around any corner. From there, the queues diverge through different areas of the fort, coming back together at Pirate's Cove, a secret rear escape route. Through openings in the cave walls, a distant pirate ship can be seen in the harbor. Pirates are coming.
We escape through Pirate’s Cove and find ourselves standing on a rocky precipice, seemingly blown apart by an attack on the fort. We can see that we are now in an old swamp in the Caribbean. Palm trees and sand-lined beaches fill our field of vision, amidst settings of old shipwrecks. This all sets the mood for the adventure that’s to come. Heading down a path embedded in the rock formation, we head towards an old dock, where a never-ending parade of worn-out boats arrive under an arch in the rock formation (we pass right over them on the way to the dock), stop at the dock, pick up unlikely sailors, then make their way through the dense swamp, heading off for who knows where. Echoing throughout the loading area is the an old pirate’s voice:
“Ahoy there, crew! For your safety, remain seated, keeping your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the boat—and watch your children. And no flash pictures! Prepare to make sail!”
Our excitement mounting, we board our boat and set sail. An aura of mystery and foreboding is upon us as we sail along a dark, misted river, surrounded by deep jungle foliage. In the distance, the sounds of an approaching waterfall can be heard. The boats continue deeper along the river, the mood becoming much more tense. Suddenly a gust of sea air blows us into the the deep, dark caverns of a rocky passage in the shape of a skull. Inside the caverns, flickering torches light the walls, illuminating several bats from overhead. The boat heads up a small incline hill, leading to the newly-added second floor of the ride. Once on the second floor, the boat briefly travels down through the cavern, before coming across a familiar voice. Ahead, the sound of an approaching waterfall draws nearer, as a skeleton plaque is seen just overhead. The skeleton begins to speak.
"Psst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys. And there be plundering pirates lurkin’ in ev’ry cove, waitin’ to board. Sit closer together and keep your ruddy hands in board. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys: Dead men tell no tales! Ye come seekin’ adventure with salty old pirates, eh? Sure you’ve come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones waiting for them what don’t obey."
Upon the conclusion of the spiel, the boats take a quick dip down into the deeper caverns of the passage. A high-spirited chorus of the ride’s iconic theme, “Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, A Pirate’s Life for Me“, plays, a tune which will become a familiar sound throughout our journey. as the boats continue through the caverns. The boats take another plunge down a second waterfall and into the ruins of a dark, musty grotto. Waterfalls cascade down from the rocky ceilings of the chamber, as a low mist covers the scene. The boats makes their way around large boulders and stagmites, revealing the remains of a disheveled skeleton crew washed on a forgotten beach. The pirates guard a treasure chest, which holds a plethora of gold and jewels. The boats continue to glide through the grotto, as a thunderstorm starts to erupt over our heads. We hear seagulls squealing and thunder pounding. Mermaids, similar to those in “On Stranger Tides”, seem to swim alongside our boats.
Soon, we enter the abandoned hull of a sunken pirate ship. In the wake of the disaster, the pilot of the ship continues to steer the ship, as a fierce, severe hurricane erupts outside of the ship, illuminating the skeletal figure with brief flashes from the lightning. The boat passes through the Captain’s Quarters, where a pair of skeletal pirates are caught in the middle of a tough game of chess. In his bed, the skeletal Captain is examining a treasure map, while holding a mangled chalice. On the opposite end of the ship’s hull, a harpsichord plays a macabre version of the attraction’s theme. The boats exit out of the ship’s hull and into the caverns of the grotto again. The caverns are plentiful with huge piles of gold, treasure chests and unspeakable riches. In the far end of the cavern, the Aztec Chest from the original Pirates of the Caribbean film is seen.
The boats exit out of the glittering chamber and out into a dark chamber, where lightning flashes overhead. Projected onto the walls of the chamber, huge cyclones wrap around the rocky waters, as the boats make their way across the vast sea. Wind wraps around the boats, whipping at the guests. Mist spreads all throughout the ceiling of the room, making it seem as though a heavy rain is falling from the uneasy storm, without actually getting the guests wet. Throughout this ominous storm scene, ghastly voices warn the guests of the perils they face, as they travel to world’s end.
OLD PIRATE’S VOICE: You may not survive to pass this way again!
SKULL’S ECHO: Dead men tell no tales, tales, tales, tales...dead men tell no tales, tales, tales, tales...dead men tell no tales, tales, tales, tales...
FOREBODING PIRATE’S VOICE: No fear have ye of evil curses says you. Aye? Hehehe. Properly warned ye be, says I.
Then, at the penultimate moment of chaos and confusion, the boats take another, sudden, third plunge. As the storm settles and we float back out into the ocean, we find ourselves heading towards the Caribbean town of Puerto Dorado...and for that matter, in the midst of a great battle! On our left is the Wicked Wench, pounding away with her cannons at a Spanish fort on the coast. The fort fights back with all of its might, but the winner of the battle is yet to be determined. Cannon fire blasts in-between the ship and fort, which happens to be the exact route of the guests, sometimes even getting them wait. Large impacts of wind hit the guests, simulating the feel of cannon fire. Longtime visitors may notice that Barbossa isn’t commandeering the Wicked Wench anymore. In this new version, I want old Captain Jack to be the only character from the films to be in the ride, for reasons that I will get into in just a few moments. Anyways, you’ll find that the red-coated, Paul-Frees-voiced Pirate Captain has returned in Barbossa’s place.
Our boat drifts past the battle and into Puerto Dorado itself. Thank Heaven we survived that scene! But, no...we’re not safe yet. It appears that pirates have completely taken over the town! Those villainous scoundrels are everywhere! To our immediate right, the unfortunate mayor of the town, a man named Carlos, is being tortured in the town square. Carlos is tied up and suspended over a water well. His rope is being held by a pirate, who periodically dunks Carlos into the water and then pulls him out again. His wife watches in horror from a window above. Captain Jack Sparrow watches the scene from behind a set of cargo. The scene will revert back to its original audio, without any mention of Captain Jack. The reason why is very simple: Much like in the old days, the pirates are simply looking for treasure hidden within the town. Jack, who obviously isn’t a part of the crew, is secretly searching for the treasure himself, thus why he appears to have found it at the end of the ride.
Anyways, we float past the town square and find ourselves in another area of town. Here, the various bits of loot the pirates have stole are being auctioned off. The auctioneer, a fancy dressed pirate, is calling out orders as a fiery-redheaded female pirate shows them off. Our craft sails silently onward. We pass under a stone arch and find ourselves in a residential part of the town. There are balconies and staircases here and there. Throughout the town, several pirates are being chased away by some of the female villagers. Two pirates are seen stealing many goods from one specific house. Sitting below, near the waterline is a dapper pirate dressed in gold and blue. He smiles stupidly and has a habit of laughing due to the influence of alcohol. He appears to have quite of a load on. But then, which of the pirates here hasn’t? A scared woman is hiding in a barrel directly behind the drunkard. She slips her head up and takes a peek. Quickly, she retreats into the relative safety of the barrel. Recently, Jack was in the poor maid’s place, but now, he’s moved to the far left side of the scene. Here, a pirate has fallen asleep in a drunken stupor, the key to the town’s treasure vault tightly gripped in one hand, and the map leading to it in his lap. On either side stands a horse and a goat, both in which walk a sneaky Jack attempts to steal the map and key. Right as Jack is about to get it, the animals make noise, causing him to retract as the pirate makes some horrid noises in the form of snores. Jack goes back and, of course, the animals react. This never-ending sequence is guaranteed to garner a few laughs.
We sail on into the ride’s penultimate scene. Here, the pirates, in a drunken frenzy have set the entire town ablaze, as the buildings crackle with fire. The old fire effect has been removed and is replaced with Pepper’s Ghost effect flames, making the effect seem all the more realistic. The flames fill the night air with an orange glow. To our right, we pass one pirate who sits on a barrel with a bottle of rum. Several alley cats stand near him, one with it’s back arched, hissing wildly. Nearby, we find ourselves within arm’s length of a rowboat with two very intoxicated pirates seated in it and filled to overflowing with rum bottles, including some in the water nearby. On our left, we pass a trio of pirates singing “Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, A Pirate’s Life for Me” alongside a donkey and a dog. Nearby them is a man with one foot in a row boat, the other on the dock. His arms are loaded with loot, several hats are sitting atop his head. He tries to sing the song with the rest of the crowd, but his nervousness about stepping into the boat precludes him from participating. To our right, a drunken pirate sits happily in the mud with three little pigs. Like four old mates, they share music and rum. Beside the drunken pig pirate, is an archway leading to another section of town. Sitting above the arch is another drunken pirate. His hairy leg hangs directly over us, prompting us to hold our breath until we’ve passed the arch.
In the next part of town, we find ourselves in the village jail. Six pirates are locked in two cells that sit right next to each other--three in the first, three in the second. A furry dog sits casually, just out of reach of the cells. He hold in his innocent jaws the keys to the jail. The pirates are whistling, and cooing for the dog to come over. The dog seems immune to their pleas and sits there, nonchalantly. We enter into the final room, where Captain Jack Sparrow sits on a throne, surrounded by all sorts of treasures. He acknowledges the guests, before sending them on their way. As we leave Captain Jack behind, we find ourselves going up a waterfall. When we arrive at the top, it is evident that there are no more pirates. At last, our boat is floating back to the lagoon to safety. Safety by the way of the disembarking area. That old pirate voice we heard at the beginning is heard again:
“When the boat stops, please be steppin’ out to yer right. All hands, prepare to go ashore by steppin’ out to yer right.“
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Accessed from a secret cove entrance built into the side of Castillo del Morro is the
Blue Lagoon Restaurant. This is perhaps Adventureland's most elegant dining location, simulating the romance and beauty of a Caribbean jungle in the glow of twilight. Here we dine under the moon and stars while boats carrying Pirates of the Caribbean passengers peacefully glide by, just before entering the cut-in-two hull of a proud galleon. Seafood is what's for dinner at this quaint veranda - surf 'n' turf, lobster bisque, fish and chips - while tattered flags, hanging lanterns and rusted lanterns provide ample lighting.