Let me break it down for you - Your posts are in bold:
I hate leaving tips and known for being cheap on that end. - Congratulations. That's really the most amazing thing to brag about on a public internet forum. "I am known for being cheap." Of course, it is a wonderful thing that you are posting under a pseudonym, because no one will know to spit in your food.
In terms of hotels/Disney I never tip. - Hmmm. You sound nice.
Again, congratulations. You have come to a public forum to
brag about how you
refuse to tip. If there is one place in the world you should tip, it is Disney. The employees there go above and beyond to make your vacation better for you. Your statement here is truly unreal.
I figure the price of the room includes a tip because i never hear anything about leaving a tip at check in. - Hmmmm. I'm just gonna leave this here:
http://time.com/3399027/you-need-to-tip-the-housekeeper-hotel/
My mom used to tip mouse keeping in the 90s - She sounds awesome. I love her.
but they were superb back then. The ones today barely speak (no pun intended). - Ohhh. You went there. Okay. So - "Deja de decir cosas estúpidas."
I have a mindset that I can clean my own room. - Do it. Put your "do not disturb sign" on and be done with it. You can tip yourself, or not at all.
Same with restaurants, I refuse to leave more than $4 for someone who only brought took my order. Excuse you. You clearly know nothing about how waiting on tables at buffets works. The wait staff is a team. Tips are often shared. Please work as a buffet waiter for two weeks and then come back and post again. All you do is run around like a lunatic all night. It is worse than being a waiter in a regular restaurant. Bring me this. Bring me that. Bus this plate. Bus that plate. Fill this glass. Fill this other glass. Oh now I'm ready for plates to be bussed again. Fill this glass. Oh, my baby just crapped all over the table. Please help! I ate too much - can you bring me some need some seltzer? Anyway, it is all this and more. And people who want to pay four dollars for this crap are despicable.
I will say, Ohana servers usually get $10 or more from me as they are amazing. - If they are amazing, tip 18% to 20%. Your ten dollar bill is crap if they have spent all night long catering to your every whim. If you ever actually leave a ten buck tip, I hope you leave fast so you don't hear the staff making fun of you as you walk out the door.