With WDI leading us into a new $60 Billion era with rides and shows free of drama or plot, feel free to print this list out and put it on your fridge for reference, or tuck it into your bag for your next Disneyland visit to remind yourself what you're getting yourself into with all these dangerous rides that could never get approved by HR today.
Disneyland Resort Dark Rides & E Tickets & Theater Shows and their Villains/Danger Elements:
Jungle Cruise: dangerous animals, deadly Piranhas, gorillas with guns, dynamite explosions
Tiki Room: grumpy and angry Gods, inclement weather & lightning strikes
Indiana Jones: evil curses, collapsing roofs, rats, snakes, fire, brimstone, darts, giant stone ball crushing you, etc.
Pirates: evil curses, death, crime, naval warfare, physical torture, drunkenness, looting, arson, unlicensed firearms
Haunted Mansion: death by hanging, ghosts, curses, hauntings, threatening environments, supernatural unknowns
Winnie The Pooh: nightmares with attacking Hefalumps and Whoozles (sp?)
Rise Before Dawn: fascist evil government, Stormtroopers, jail cells, warfare, that bad guy who is not Darth Vader
Millennium Falcon Target Run: illegal smuggling, space battles, laser weaponry, flashing buttons
Big Thunder Mountain: creepy bats, rattlesnakes, dangerous caves, dynamite explosions
Snow White: evil queen, spells & witchcraft, tainted produce
Pinocchio: childhood abduction, forced labor, whale attack
Peter Pan: piracy, sword fighting, hungry crocodile
Mr. Toad: dangerous driving, physical threats, run over dead by locomotive and sentenced to Hell for misdeeds
Alice In Wonderland: alleged drug use, threatening hallucinations, evil queen
Roger Rabbit: physical violence and danger, falling from a skyscraper, acid attack
Runaway Railway: train derailment, high speed traffic & crashes, dangerous waterfall, mandatory dance lessons
Matterhorn: cold and ice, abominable snowman in a very bad mood
Submarines: giant clams, moray eels, shipwrecks, underwater mine warfare, sharks, giant anglerfish, volcanic eruption
Space Mt.: asteroids, dangerous space travel, extremely curt CM's
Buzz Lightyear: evil emperor Zurg, laser warfare, physical assaults from scary aliens
Star Tours: evil fascist government, space warfare, dangerous piloting skills, dangerous aliens, general incompetence
Mr. Lincoln: civil war, an American citizenry who no longer loves and cherishes the nation and threatens it from within
Monsters Inc: lost child, evil lizard, physical threats
Philharmagic: tornado, bullying behavior, violent instruments, physical assaults, emotional trauma
Grizzly River Run: threatened bear attack (or is it a wolf?)
Little Mermaid: moray eels, evil octopus queen, spells & witchcraft, imprisoned souls
Incredicoaster: parents scared due to lost baby, physical and emotional abuse for riders by the lost baby
Cars Racers: dangerous traffic, attacking farm combine, threat of physical dismemberment
Mission Breakout: eternal imprisonment, violent aliens, risk of not getting Pat Benatar or The Jackson 5 song
That leaves two (2) rides in Anaheim that have indoor dark ride portions with no danger or villain whatsoever;
Small World: world peace, cultural diversity, the beauty and innocence of children, our shared humanity
Tiana's Bayou Adventure: animal band willingly plays at your party for free, Employee Owned Food Cooperative