I'm plenty calm, thanks!
To bring it back to what you were saying with
@Californian Elitist, can you definitively prove that Mine Train through Nature's Wonderland DOESN'T fit your criteria? Because other than ridership numbers, which we will likely never have, it seems to fit.
Have you proven that what you're saying isn't subjective? Because just saying that subjective things are facts over and over again does not make them facts.
Well, it's news to me that no one cares about attractions like PPF, IASW, HM, or Pirates, that their soundtracks aren't memorable, or that they are incapable of creating a strong emotional impact because they aren't thrilling.
I'm saying that it seems like moving the goal posts if we were pretty clearly talking about Splash Mountain as one attraction in one park park in one resort, but suddenly now we're talking about how a version of Splash also exists in two other parks (and in one of those parks there's no proof that it's even closing) as if this is suddenly relevant, or that it's realistic to count the ridership statistics of three separate attractions as one thing so as to flimsily try to win an argument.
It just doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Any of it.