Thought of a great way for Disney to make $$$

sublimesting

sublimesting

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A Disney Cemetary!!! :dazzle: Imagine being interred for all of eternity on Disney property!!! The grounds would be kept lavishly and in classic Disney style. Think character topiaries folks!:sohappy:
I know I'd buy a few plots. As a bonus it would eliminate the need for guests to smuggle in the ashes of the deceased and spread them throughout on their own.

Oh, this gives me another idea! The Disney birth center!!!!!!! You can be born and buried on the same property! Can you imagine!! They could even sell plots to parents right after the baby is born!

I really should be in marketing.
 
devoy1701

devoy1701

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sublimesting said:
A Disney Cemetary!!! :dazzle: Imagine being interred for all of eternity on Disney property!!! The grounds would be kept lavishly and in classic Disney style. Think character topiaries folks!:sohappy:
I know I'd buy a few plots. As a bonus it would eliminate the need for guests to smuggle in the ashes of the deceased and spread them throughout on their own.

Oh, this gives me another idea! The Disney birth center!!!!!!! You can be born and buried on the same property! Can you imagine!! They could even sell plots to parents right after the baby is born!

I really should be in marketing.
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um....slow down on the coffee...and revisit your idea when you've calmed down.

A disney cemetary would not be the best idea they've ever had I don't think.
 
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tampabrad

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I highly doubt Disney wants people thinking about their death and post life location while on vacation.

As for a birthing canter, do you think all babies are born on the exact due date or do you expect women going into labor to hop on a plane and rush to WDW to have their baby?

Me thinks there is more than coffee in your cup.
 
sublimesting

sublimesting

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Boy, some of you guys need a sense of humor (although it would be a fun cemetary).

um....slow down on the coffee...and revisit your idea when you've calmed down.

A disney cemetary would not be the best idea they've ever had I don't think.
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Sorry, but I wasn't uncalm in the first place and I don't recall saying it would be their best idea ever....


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As for a birthing canter, do you think all babies are born on the exact due date or do you expect women going into labor to hop on a plane and rush to WDW to have their baby?

Me thinks there is more than coffee in your cup.

Yes, yes I do think all babies are born on their exact due date. That's when they're due. And how else are babies going to start learning about punctuality. Next thing you know they miss job interviews and just become shiftless hobos.


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Disney already makes enough money as it is.

No they don't. If they did I would have a working yeti and Beastly Kingdom.
 
Chrononymous

Chrononymous

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I actually had a dream about a Disney cemetery once...but it was at Disneyland.

There were vast tombs made of clear glass, with little video displays that told the life story of the person interred, and weird special effect lighting that changed colors and resembled fireworks in the glass.

And I woke up thinking. "Huh. That would so be what they would do, in a weird distopian future, where Disney owned everything..."
 
WereMagicLives

WereMagicLives

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sublimesting said:
A Disney Cemetary!!! :dazzle: Imagine being interred for all of eternity on Disney property!!! The grounds would be kept lavishly and in classic Disney style. Think character topiaries folks!:sohappy:
I know I'd buy a few plots. As a bonus it would eliminate the need for guests to smuggle in the ashes of the deceased and spread them throughout on their own.

Oh, this gives me another idea! The Disney birth center!!!!!!! You can be born and buried on the same property! Can you imagine!! They could even sell plots to parents right after the baby is born!

I really should be in marketing.
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i heard they are already doing this
 
Lord Pheonix

Lord Pheonix

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sorry, this is a stupid idea. lol

however, it WOULD be cool to be buried in the hm Q. wonder what funny headstone they'd come up with.


why not be creamated and have your urn buried there. it would certainly save space.......
 
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Texzilla

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I always thought the Leave A Legacy monoliths at Epcot looked like giant tombstones, maybe they could do the cemetary there.

(Oh man, the little ad at the top of the page changed from Disney Travel site to a funeral parlor ad. Yuck)
 
rkelly42

rkelly42

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Not sure about the cemetery thing, do not know if I want to drive through WDW and see a cemetery, or a funeral going on. Kind of brings down the mood. On another note, I think disney could charge 10$ a month and have live feeds of the MK and Epcot, and not crappy views but views so you can see wishes, parades, illuminations, or even maybe views from some of the resorts. I do not mean any of those refresh every 30 secs or anything either, I mean true live feeds. I would no doubt pay for that.
 
sublimesting

sublimesting

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rkelly42 said:
Not sure about the cemetery thing, do not know if I want to drive through WDW and see a cemetery, or a funeral going on. Kind of brings down the mood. On another note, I think disney could charge 10$ a month and have live feeds of the MK and Epcot, and not crappy views but views so you can see wishes, parades, illuminations, or even maybe views from some of the resorts. I do not mean any of those refresh every 30 secs or anything either, I mean true live feeds. I would no doubt pay for that.
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That is a good idea. Live feeds of the World!!!
 

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