Thought of a great way for Disney to make $$$

[devoy1701]

Boy, some of you guys need a sense of humor (although it would be a fun cemetary).




Sorry, but I wasn't uncalm in the first place and I don't recall saying it would be their best idea ever....

As for a birthing canter, do you think all babies are born on the exact due date or do you expect women going into labor to hop on a plane and rush to WDW to have their baby?
 
Me thinks there is more than coffee in your cup.

Yes, yes I do think all babies are born on their exact due date. That's when they're due. And how else are babies going to start learning about punctuality. Next thing you know they miss job interviews and just become shiftless hobos.

Disney already makes enough money as it is.

No they don't. If they did I would have a working yeti and Beastly Kingdom.

sorry if I misquoted you by saying you said it was the best idea ever. But I don't think it even qualifies as a good idea or a remotely ok idea. Disney celebrates life and the escape from reality. Why on earth would they be interested in or cater to death?

I didn't even find the idea funny or humorous either. Sorry.

 

[ABigBrassBand]

I swear, if you could be born/buried at Disney, you might as well put up posters saying "Big Mouse is watching" with moving eyes. :lookaroun

 

[Vernonpush]

Well, I've always wanted my ashes scattered at WDW. It's the one place that I've always been happy. I would want to "spend eternity" there. I would want future generations to come and "visit me" and share the joy of The World. I would buy a small plot/crypt for an urn.:shrug:

 

[Yoop33]

1: Thats Gross
2: Theres already a cemetary at Haunted Mansion
3: Wanna be born, live and die on property? Golden Oak is currently taking deposits

 

[MarkTwain]

Can I get my own topiary sculpture?

 

[GenerationX]

Would the Grim Reaper do meet and greets?

 

[ZipADeeSarah]

I'd absolutely be buried there. At least I'd know my family would come "visit me" once a year or so.

Seriously, a lot of people do smuggle in ashes of loved ones and sprinkle them on attractions/around the grounds. And then they get unceremoniously vacuumed up. All because the person wanted to spend eternity (theoretically) in the place they were happiest.

I think it's a very funny idea, and I think people actually would want to get on a waiting list to be buried "on property." Provided that it was in a slightly-out-of-the-way location that people didn't have to pass by constantly.

 

[rsoxguy]