Thongs or Ganny Panties?

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by Erika
Did anyone see that one Friends episode?

"Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house."

:lol:

I think that was my favorite quote from the show. It also reminds me of the time when I was about eight years old and there was a guy sitting on some steps with a pair of cut-offs.

I still remember what my father said (this may not really work unless you know my father who was a highly respected pioneer in the field of fuel cells, holds several patents, and always took time to carefully choose each word):

"Hmmmmmm, if I'm not mistaken, I do believe that young gentleman's scrotum was hanging out."

I learned a new word that day.:king:

 

[ThirdEye]

^ you said scrotum
::giggles:::sohappy: :lol:

 

[barnum42]

Is it true that Mother Nature made the scrotum out of left over elbow skin?

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by barnum42
Is it true that Mother Nature made the scrotum out of left over elbow skin?

If that was true, we wouldn't be able to bend our arms when it gets cold. :lol:

 

[MsSnuzi]

Originally posted by garyhoov
If that was true, we wouldn't be able to bend our arms when it gets cold. :lol:

OK - I basically read through this thread with a smile on my face, somewhat amused.
This one really got to me - I'll never look at another elbow the same way.
And I'm having dinner with my mom today - think she'll want me to explain the uncontrollable fits of laughter that come out of nowhere?
Thanks for another visual to help me through the unbearable!

 

[ThirdEye]

Well did you know the flap ofskin covering the elbow is called a wenis?

 

[MsSnuzi]

What?

 

[BwanaBob]

"Now dear, get your elbows off the table!"

(NOW I know why that's bad etiquette!)

Although, I've never seen anyone set their 'package' on the dining room table...

 

[SpongeScott]

I am SO glad that I wasn't eating or drinking anything in the last 5 posts! :lol:

 

[barnum42]

Originally posted by BwanaBob
"Now dear, get your elbows off the table!"

(NOW I know why that's bad etiquette!)

Although, I've never seen anyone set their 'package' on the dining room table...

As the British comedian Ben Elton mentioned in one of his classic routines, if you want a double seat to yourself on the train put your ‘package’ on the seat next to you. A stranger will move a newspaper, but they won’t touch your ‘package’

 

[no2apprentice]

Wenis? And all this time I thought it was the epidermal layer covering the Olecranon. Silly me!

 

[ThirdEye]

Originally posted by no2apprentice
Wenis? And all this time I thought it was the epidermal layer covering the Olecranon. Silly me!

Well thats probably the scientific name, and the common name is Wenis....Or atleast thats what people call it here in school and at work...

 

[ThirdEye]

Originally posted by Urbandictionary.com
Wenis- The skin on your elbow

 

[artvandelay]

I have a friend who is about 350 pounds and loves to wear short-shorts. One day while we're watching a movie, he falls asleep and his sack pokes out of his shorts. We woke him up and he adjusted himself, fell back to sleep, and here it comes again. From then on, we called him Sacajaweea.

 

[Heyyall]

Originally posted by artvandelay
I have a friend who is about 350 pounds and loves to wear short-shorts. One day while we're watching a movie, he falls asleep and his sack pokes out of his shorts. We woke him up and he adjusted himself, fell back to sleep, and here it comes again. From then on, we called him Sacajaweea.

Now that story is the reason why I'm so glad I read this thread in the first place :lol:

 

[ThirdEye]

This thread went from Thongs to Scrotums quite amusing. I have a scrotum story as well.

The first time I rode Summit Plummit when I got to the end my board shorts had been pushed all the way up my leaving my scrotum hanging out. I didn't care cuz i had an awesome ride I looked over at the pretty Life Guard that was standing at the bottom and she pointed to my scrotum and i said, "Do you like?" I didn't care about anything it probably was from being pumped from Summit Plummit....

Guys post some scrotum storires lets make wdwmagic reach a low of having disgusting gentalia posts.

 

[Al]

Originally posted by ThirdEye
This thread went from Thongs to Scrotums quite amusing. I have a scrotum story as well.

The first time I rode Summit Plummit when I got to the end my board shorts had been pushed all the way up my leaving my scrotum hanging out. I didn't care cuz i had an awesome ride I looked over at the pretty Life Guard that was standing at the bottom and she pointed to my scrotum and i said, "Do you like?" I didn't care about anything it probably was from being pumped from Summit Plummit....

Guys post some scrotum storires lets make wdwmagic reach a low of having disgusting gentalia posts.

LOL :lol: I bet her face was priceless!

 

[barnum42]

It was not Summet Plummet, but the Wet’n’Wild equivalent that I tried about ten years ago. This is the one and only time I did a vertical drop slide.

The drop was great, but when I hit the water at the end, despite having my legs crossed my scrote absorbed most of the braking action. That water which did not smash into this most delicate of bodily parts disappeared where the sun don’t shine.

This left me with three problems –

1. I now desperately need to get to a bathroom due to the unwanted enema.
2. I can hardly move because of the braking effect.
3. I don’t know where the bathroom is, I’m very short-sighted and not wearing my glasses.

Fortunately there was a “you are here” board close by which let me rapidly locate facilities and avoid further embarrassment.

 

[guwag]

I'm still laughing from all the words I haven't seem on the boards before such as scrotum, genitalia and "Unwanted Enema" ROFLPIMP :lol:

 

[Tramp]

Speaking of scrotums...this reminds me...

True story...early 1980s,

During a high level dinner meeting I attended with several partners of an auditing firm in New York City, the mind of one of the female partners must have been elsewhere, when she ordered Boston Scrotum for dinner. The waitress dropped her jaw in disbelief and it drew so much laughter from everyone that it, and other similar embarrassing incidents, was the topic of conversation for the entire evening.

She never did order the Boston Scrod.:lol: