Things Unlikely To Be In A WDW Trip Report

Crockett

Banned
Original Poster
"I'm surprised there aren't more people flooding the Orlando area. Especially considering how abundant the job openings are, as well as fair/affordable costs of living."
 

bjlc57

Well-Known Member
boy, I really miss those orange groves..

Walt was right, there ALWAYS is a 10 cent cup of coffee here at Disney World. and its SOO GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

I am really glad where the exits are for Festival of the Lion king, you can just walk right out to your car at the end of the show.. ( unlike, fantasmic)


WOW what a great ending to space ship earth.. breath taking.


I am really glad they closed that show at the Diamond horse shoe.. all that singing and hand clapping and fun, took away from the true meaning of the park.. plus it distrubs my thoughts of the Country Bear jamboree.. and the seriousness of their messages about forrest fires..


I am so glad that the Management never put the extension on The Kali Rapids ride.. who would want a longer , more entertaining ride then that.. I mean a whole another falls and water and spray.. why you could get wet and ruin your day on such a ride..


and finally , who would want a mono rail extension.. ? especially those "who blatentely think of it as a ride.". NO I say.. busses are so much more fun. and we must be "practical".. would you want the Magic to continue to ALL THE PARKS? NO.. Lets save that money and get those busses.. the true magic is only for Magic kingdom, hence the name, and epcot, because we forgot that we wanted to limit the magic and the good will that the Monorails bring to the people of Disney world. Heck a good bus ride, just like you can GET BACK HOME, is good enough... we will let the drivers be our "spokesmen" and regale the folks of stories of true INSIDE information about the parks..
 

WondersOfLife

Blink, blink. Breathe, breathe. Day in, day out.
4. "Paying for parking was such a good value, ..."


9. "We then headed over to Tomorrowland and only had to wait 5-min for Space Mtn."


4., Doesn't matter for me and my dad, we just have to show the guy at the gate our D23 charter membership and we get in for free!! :D

9., Hey now, it's impossible for it to be a 5 minute wait.. I calculated it and when nobody is in the park and it's deserted, it still takes about 10 minutes to actually get to the ride itself.. :lookaroun
 
"One morning, my 3 year old insisted she wear her Snow White dress and heels all day long so I didn't bother bringing a change of clothes for her."

"My kids and I kept a log of how many times at lunch we could hear a dad threaten his kids with "if you don't knock it off, we're going straight home and there will be no Mickey Mouse for any of you!"

"We decided not to head over to Toy Story Mania until the afternoon. We figured the line would die down by then."

"We were so excited as we entered Main Street from the tunnel. We timed it just right... the horse had an awesome bowel movement right in front of us!"

"We laughed as we saw a family screaming expletives at each other as they were walking from Le Cellier. Right before the mother slapped the father, I think we heard him say, "Reservations? Why would we need reservations?"
 

Fauntleroy41

New Member
"I'm glad I'm not too self-important and arrogant to enjoy WDW for what it is."

"Even though it's not perfect in my eyes, I appreciate what a fantastic accomplishment WDW is."

"I don't mind that I wasn't unduly treated like royalty by every CM on property"

"I found out that the world doesn't revolve around me."

"Apparently, every other guest paid with their hard earned cash as well."
 

Splashman

Member
This was the first trip to WDW in which I did not hear anyone call Test Track "Fast Track."

A bus driver told me the new monorail expansion is not only going to extend out to the Hollywood Studios, but make a second stop within the Studios at an all new Star Wars themed land.

My Fastpass return time for the WDW Monorail is 3 hours from now. I don't want to wait that long, I want to go on the ride now.

The other people in line took such good care of their personal hygiene, I hardly even noticed they were there.

They just spent several years refurbishing the rooms to the Polynesian, so Disney has decided to just level the entire resort and start from scratch.
 

sweetpee_1993

Well-Known Member
1.) it didnt take 2/3rds of my tax return to be able to afford this years trip.

I would say this. What's a tax return??? Here's an alternative for those of us who wrote checks to Uncle Sam:

"Gee, it's so much more enjoyable to send my hard-earned money to the IRS instead of to Mickey Mouse..."
 

Rinx

Well-Known Member
I used to stay at the Grand Floridian but this year thought of doing something a little more exciting and went with All-Star Sports. So glad I did! And those Pop Warner Football kids, wow what handsome generous young men. Definitely the future leaders of America!
 

The Duck

Well-Known Member
  • That's the last time that I offer to give Iago a light!
  • Wasn't Captain Eo amazing? I could actually understand every syllable that Michael Jackson sang.
  • What Tom Sawyer Island really needs is a spinner ride! Maybe with a Duffy theme.
  • Forget Figment! I want more Nigel Channing!!!
  • I don't care how many times I see the Indiana Jones stunt show. When that truck flips over I ______ all over myself!
 

Club Cooloholic

Well-Known Member
I wonder if the Brazilians are back home on a forum griping about those obese Americans on scooters.

Can't we all just get along, lol.

LOL, good response. I was thinking, has anyone written letters about the Brazilian issue, if it bothers them that much, and has disney responded to them?
 

CaptainWinter

Active Member
"Astro Orbiter's loading system is breathtakingly efficient!"

"The Magic Carpets provide a much-needed visual intrusion."

"Journey into Imagination just keeps on improving!"

"I'd wait two hours for Dumbo next time!"
 

VDisneyFan18

Active Member
"TSMM was walk on alll day and i honestly dont think they still need tose silly fast passes"

" we ate at Liberty Tree but we liked Harbor House better"

" i was wearing a blue shirt and the blue tour group recruited me as the new leader"

Mine are not as good as the others:p
 

Ballsinc

Active Member
I don't know why I keep torturing myself. It even says it in the title, "Snow White's Scary Adventures", so freaked out, once again I won't sleep for weeks....
 

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