The Wish Corruption Game

[Disnut]

Granted, but you did and you shoulda wished you hadn't.

I wish I could go to WDW sooner than 2008.

 

[Legacy]

Granted, but it was 2002.



I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom so bad right now.

 

[stranger]

Granted...but the refs rape Kobe on a key play in Game 7 against Sacramento. (Yeah, it was cheap.)

BJ?! :lol:

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom so bad right now.

Granted, you go in your pants :lol:

I wish I didn't give up surfing lessons.

 

[Disnut]

Granted, but it was 2002.



I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom so bad right now.

How did you know that was the last time I got to go? :lol:

 

[Slipknot]

I wish I didn't give up surfing lessons.

Granted. You get eaten by a shark that mistook you for a large seal.

I wish I could go to Japan.

 

[BenS]

Granted, but Godzilla eats you.

I wish I could find what I've been looking for all day.

 

[dreamteacher]

Granted, but it is broken

I wish I could make all A's in School.

 

[SIR90210]

Granted. A is now the worst grade possible.

I wish my aunt and uncle were back together...

 

[BenS]

Granted, they now share the same jail cell.

I wish I didn't have to study for this test.

 

[stranger]

Granted!! You don't study for your test and end up failing your class and having to take the course again next year.

I wish it wasn't windy outside.

 

[SIR90210]

Granted, they now share the same jail cell.

I wish I didn't have to study for this test.

Well you're cruel.

I wish it wasn't windy outside.

Granted. It is now 37 below, and your car broke down...on the side of the freeway.

I wish I had Donald Trump's money.

 

[Slipknot]

Granted. You are now going bankrupt and can only attract women with horrible, awful accents.

I wish the gun was never invented.

 

[SIR90210]

Granted. You are now going bankrupt and can only attract women with horrible, awful accents.

I wish the gun was never invented.

Graned. Now people carry around mini nuclear bombs.

I wish I had the perfect life.

 

[ClemsonTigger]

Granted, now you are a sequoia (or even a redwood if you prefer)

I wish I knew the future of the stock market. :king:

 

[dreamteacher]

Granted the stock market dies and now you are totally bankrupt.

I wish I had everything I ever wanted and needed.

 

[Slipknot]

Granted. You are now $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 in debt.

I wish it would snow in South Florida.

 

[disneydummy125]

Granted. But it snows so much that it covers everything and you freeze to death.

I wish that I could live forever.(this should be easy.)

 

[WDWScottieBoy]

Granted. But the only thing that still lives is your soul. You no longer can do anything with yourself as you just lie there.

I wish people knew what I wanted.

 

[Disnut]

Granted, now you have everything and you don't know what to do anymore.

I wish I didn't have to pay bills anymore.

 

[BenS]

Granted. Your electricity, power, water, heating, and internet is cut off. Your car and house are taken away.

I wish I had a bigger TV.