The Wish Corruption Game

[stitch rocks]

granted... but ur girlfriend only loves you for ur looks and the never ending wad of chas in your pocket which then she ends up leaving u for bill gates

i wish i knew everything

 

[SIR90210]

Granted. You know so much, everyone hates you for your knowledge.

I wish I was hott.

 

[BenS]

Granted. You know so much, everyone hates you for your knowledge.

I wish I was hott.

Granted, you are now on fire.

I wish I didn't have to do anything this last week before my vacation.

 

[stranger]

Granted!! You don't do anything this week at all, not even go on your vacation.

I wish for a dog.

 

[stitch rocks]

granted but ur dog has rabies and has to be put to sleep

i wish i didn't have asian drinking disorder (turns red when drinking)

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

granted but ur dog has rabies and has to be put to sleep

i wish i didn't have asian drinking disorder (turns red when drinking)

Granted now you are violently allergic to any type of alcohol.....


I wish I had more M&Ms

 

[Indy95]

Granted, but you eat so many that you develop more pimples than Eisner has shares of Disney stock, and become about as popular as Linda Evans.

I wish I knew what women want!

 

[Slipknot]

Granted. But it's just like that movie with mel gibson and you hear all their deepest thoughts.... and go crazy and shoot someone after about 1 minute of it and finally you get to know what Bubba wants.

I wish my dog wasnt such a mean spirit

 

[stranger]

This one is a tough one.
Granted! Your dog is not a mean spirit anymore because he gets ran over by a car.

I wish I didn't have to pay my student loan bills.

 

[BenS]

granted, but your degree is gone.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow or friday.

 

[stranger]

Granted! You don't go to school because you get arrested and sentenced to prison for life.

I wish my brother would come home for christmas.

 

[Slipknot]

This one is a tough one.
Granted! Your dog is not a mean spirit anymore because he gets ran over by a car.

Ouch. And it's a she...

Granted. But before he gets home, he gets busted in a huge drug sting around the corner. Wrong place, wrong time...

I wish... I wish... I wish I was a fish.... (I'm tired and going to school. Can't really think of a good wish right now.)

 

[JMishy]

Granted. But your a salmon and have to swim upstream for the rest of your life.

I wish I could eat any food I ever wanted and never gain any weight!

 

[Slipknot]

Granted. You get your stomach stapled and die of starvation.

I wish Ozzfest didn't cancel their West Palm Beach concert. Panzies!!! It was only a little hurricane!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stranger]

Granted!! The Ozzfest went on as schedule, but everyone in attendance blew away because of the hurricane.

I wish Lakers will make into the playoffs.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Granted!! The Ozzfest went on as schedule, but everyone in attendance blew away because of the hurricane.

I wish Lakers will make into the playoffs.

Granted...but the refs rape Kobe on a key play in Game 7 against Sacramento. (Yeah, it was cheap.)

I wish that I had a 24-hour news network to run the way I wanted.

 

[Slipknot]

Granted. But with no political backing, it flops big time and gets replaced by another channel NO ONE at least in your family will ever watch... (thanks adelphia..)

I wish I knew what hair gel/wax to use to give myself a mohawk.

 

[Legacy]

You find it... but it's "Something about Mary" hair gel...

:lookaroun

I wish I had a penny.

 

[Slipknot]

Granted. But it is an UNLUCKY penny and you get struck by lightning... 5 times!!!!!!!!!

I wish I hadn't given up learning the guitar.

 

[Legacy]

Granted, but the lightning storm that struck me causes a power surge that causes your electric guitar to blow up in your hands.

I wish I may, I wish I might...