The Wish Corruption Game

[J.E.Smith]

This game is very simple. The person above you makes a wish. You in turn take the wish and make it turn out bad.


Example:

Poster 1: I wish for world peace.


Poster 2: Granted. However, the world is enslaved by space aliens after they discover that they will get no resistence from us.



Then Poster 2 will make a wish and the cycle goes on with Poster 3 granting and twisting the wish and then making his own wish.


Here's my wish:

I wish that my computer was the fastest on the planet.

 

[nicholas]

Granted. However, now that your computer is the fastest on the planet, you can't catch it and therefore can't even use it. You never get to check your email, or use AIM and lose all of your friends because of it.

I wish I had a personal staff that cooked, cleaned and pampered me.

 

[FigmentJedi]

However, you blew all your money paying them for their services.

I wish I had a system that could play all the Nintendo games ever made.

 

[J.E.Smith]

Granted, but it breaks down in a week and since it was the only one in the world you can't get another one.

I wish I owned my own entertainment resteraunt in the mountains that has the old ShowBiz Pizza animatronic band.

 

[GoofBall06]

Granted..but soon after it was built, an avalanche came and destroyed it......leaving many people still in search for it.

i wish money grew on trees.

 

[SirNim]

Granted, but alas! A lightning bolt from the heavens has ignited the Money Tree Forest! Call the firefighters!

I wish I could develop a system for personal flight based on wings made of wax and feathers.

 

[General Grizz]

Granted, you would fly too high to the sun, dear Icarus, and fall into the ocean with melted wings - and no one will notice! (Musee Des Beaux Arts, no? )

I wish nothing bad ever happened to me and I was always happy and everything was good and pure and we'd all be happy and nothing bad ever happened and everything was still exciting and cool. :lookaroun

 

[Wilt Dasney]

This is too easy.

Your wish is granted...however, the wax and feather corporations, angry at not being included in the profits from your system, raise the price of wax and feathers to astronomical levels, effectively preventing the flight system from ever leaving the ground.

I wish that really cute girl (yeah, THAT one) would fall madly in love with me.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

In response to Grizz: Granted...and since we've all found such joy within ourselves so naturally, there's no need for places designed for that purpose anymore. Sooo...

*takes wrecking ball to all of WDW*

 

[The_CEO]

This sounds like a depressing put down game.

 

[General Grizz]

Don't ruin it. . . it was a funny idea that JE had. A test of wits and cleverness, perhaps!

 

[Shaman]

I wish that really cute girl (yeah, THAT one) would fall madly in love with me.

Granted...only problem is, 'that really cute girl' isn't really a girl....

I wish for the ability of time travel.

 

[StevenT]

Granted, however your time machine blows a fuse in the middle of the time warp and you are forever trapped between the cracks of time.

I wish I lived in a cooler climate.

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, however now you live in Antarctica, where the next sunrise is in mid September.

I wish I could move into the Tower of Terror

 

[Yellow Shoes]

You can live in the Tower of Terror, but your days and most of your nights will be an endless parade of sweaty, fragrant, short tempered tourists.
They will complain about the cost of Fast Passes and insist that the Shrek ride is "right here at MGM".

I wish I didn't have to mow the grass.

 

[Legacy]

Granted, but now your neglected lawnmower decides that if it can't have you, no one can and challenges you to a duel. The ensuing battle ruins your hair for all eternity, and thus everyone will ask, "What happened, get in a fight with a lawnmower?"


I wish I didn't have any facial hair.

 

[Dizparks]

Granted, but since you do not buy razors anymore they had to raise there prices. Now everyone is upset with you and have chased you into a haunted castle, where you must live for all eternity.

I wish there was a Walt Disney World in the St. Louis area.

 

[Legacy]

Granted, but a giant tidal wave sweeps across the park and because the 7th Disney park was built "on the cheap", they did not install the Protective Bubble (DisneyDome)that surrounds WDW (which would have protected it from any natural disaster) and the St. Louise park is destroyed. Also, because the wave came during the opening ceremonies, all of the members of Walt Disney Imagineering are killed. This effectively wipes away all creative ideas for the Disney company for the next 30 years. The Disneyana fans then chase you into my haunted castle, where my undead minions torture your unfortunate soul for all eternity.

 

[stranger]

I wish Legacy posted a wish. :animwink:

 

[Dizparks]

Granted, but a giant tidal wave sweeps across the park

Wow that must of been some Tidal Wave to make it all the way to the MidWest. lol