The Wish Corruption Game

[guwag]

Granted but you now have a belly the size of a GMC truck

I wish that I didn't have to pay $210 to get my laptop fixed (just a hinge broken!)

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, but now you have to pay 210 pounds sterling (muahahahahaha)

I wish I could get a puppy in my dorm...

 

[Foolish Mortal]

Granted, but now you have to pay 210 pounds sterling (muahahahahaha)

I wish I could get a puppy in my dorm...

Granted, but this dog actually does EAT homework

I wish I had a Strawberry Beaver Tale right now

 

[Mr Bill]

Granted, but after the first bite, you realize it's not a beaver tale. It's a beaver tail!

I wish that chick would notice me.

 

[BenS]

Granted, but she becomes ill at the sight of you.

I wish I had the courage to go on Roller Coasters.

 

[disnyfan89]

Granted, but she becomes ill at the sight of you.

I wish I had the courage to go on Roller Coasters.

granted, but you fall out and break every bone in your body.




I wish my ps2 would work

 

[BenS]

Granted, but your TV breaks.

I wish my DnD website was really popular.

 

[Number_6]

Granted, but your TV breaks.

I wish my DnD website was really popular.

Granted, but it has to be shutdown due to bandwidth issues.

I wish I could see a ballgame at Dodger Stadium.

 

[Mr Bill]

Granted, but it's against the Mets

I wish... uhh... I wish... hmm... I know! I wish I could come up for something to wish for!

 

[tigsmom]

Granted, but its kickball.

I wish I had Yankee season tickets...

 

[Number_6]

Granted, but its kickball.

I wish I had Yankee season tickets...

Granted, but all their good players are out for the season and they wind up in the basement.(Too easy for a Red Sox fan to come up with that)

I wish the Red Sox would win the World Series.

 

[BenS]

Granted, but the success goes to their heads and they get lazy and never win a game again.

I wish I knew Japanese so I could use this Japanese keyboard I bought.

 

[Mr Bill]

Granted, but the keyboard breaks

I wish Michael Eisner's Head a Splode!

 

[Number_6]

I wish Michael Eisner's Head a Splode!

Granted, but you are standing next to him and it causes a chain reaction. "You're Head A Splode!"

I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted, whenever I wanted.

 

[Mr Bill]

You can, on Eastern Airlines!

I wish Disney would create a Tycoon game.

 

[General Grizz]

But in the contract Eisner would have to be CEO forever.

I wish I wasn't so lazy so I could get up and get ice cream right now. :lookaroun

 

[Mr Bill]

Your wish is granted with a mini-fridge/freezer combo. But it will raise your power bill 5 dollars a month.

I wish the answer was 42.

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, but now the answer to every question you ask is 42, so no one says anything but 42 to you.

42.

I wish I could go to sleep...shouldn't have had that ice cream

 

[disnyfan89]

Granted, but now the answer to every question you ask is 42, so no one says anything but 42 to you.

42.

I wish I could go to sleep...shouldn't have had that ice cream

granted, but you never wake up




I wish for a wish with no consequences

 

[imagineer99]

Granted. Then, nothing ever happens to you for the rest of your life. You live in a stagnant world--never changing or progressing until you die.

I wish I were 3 inches taller.