Lost on the Other Ride bonus submission. Not necessarily my favorite villain, but just an idea I wanted to kick around for a slightly lesser known one.
Puppets on Parade
As one of the earliest and most beloved Disney films of all-time, Pinocchio has a fairly healthy presence in Disney parks around the world through the various iterations of Pinocchio’s Daring Journey. All of these attractions though were built between twenty seven and thirty six years ago. Time for an update and upgrade is at hand.
Each follows the tried and true formula for a Fantasyland dark ride, and does a good job of hitting the highlights of the fantastic film. What does get glossed over after his intro at the start of these attractions though, is the wonderful, villainous character, Stromboli.
While not a beloved figure by any means, and his time in the film is not exorbitant, Stromboli has all of the great features of a classic Disney villain: A very stylized and fitting persona; A fun, jovial side that is very entertaining; And the treacherous turn in the film against our hero. With that, it is high time a new Pinocchio D-ticket attraction is added to the Magic Kingdom, however with a Stromboli focused narrative.
Premise
The circus has set up a permanent shop, as seen by all of the attractions in Storybook Circus of Fantasyland. With the circus though, there is always that underlying darker side to it. Even the classic Dumbo film shows this side, if the attraction itself does not. Puppets on Parade will fill that role with its addition to the land as well as bring back a touch of that small fear factor that was lost with the removal of a few original dark rides Snow White and Mr. Toad over the years from the rest of Fantasyland.
Stromboli has joined the circus on its recent stop and set up his Grand Marionette Theatre. With his newfound circus friends and increased foot traffic, he’s been afforded the chance to construct a grand theatre to entertain a large number of guests all day long. Unwitting guests curious of the show inside will venture in and find themselves immersed in both grand entertainment and subject to the whims of the massive Italian ringleader of puppets.
Location
Fantasyland proper as it currently exists is pretty well jammed with attractions (and people). To fit our newest addition, some construction and moving will be needed as the land is pretty landlocked as it stands.
Pete’s Silly Sideshow the attached warehouse structure will be relocated along the rail line opening a pathway to take over some of the land behind The Little Mermaid. Magic Kingdom Drive will be rerouted around the back of the attraction still allowing for easy backstage access. In place of Pete’s old location will be smaller circus like structures to open up the path way to the attraction and provide additional theming for the land itself.
These changes will ensure that no current capacity is lost, but also add the attraction and continue the story of the smaller sub-land of Storybook Circus while ensuring minimal construction impacts to guests.
Ride Stats and Vehicle
4 min attraction length
Up to 4 riders per vehicle
1400 riders per hour
The attraction itself will be a trackless dark ride, much in the vein of Pooh’s Honey Hunt in Tokyo Disney Sea. While there are other trackless attractions going into Hollywood Studios and Epcot, this will be the first for Magic Kingdom. Using the trackless technology will further enhance the ride through itself and allow immersion and many viewpoints of a few of the larger scenes. Ride vehicles will be made to resemble a wooden wagon, much like one Stromboli would use in his vagabond travels around the countryside.
Queue
Approaching from the center of Storybook Circus and the Casey Jr. splash pad, guests make their way towards Puppets on Parade. Taking design elements from the Cirque d’Hiver in Paris, Stromboli’s Grand Marionette Theatre looms large at the back corner of the land with the colorful elements of Storybook worked in.
Entering the queue space, you are greeted by all number of posters of Stromboli (larger than life) and his puppets touring all of Italy and the rest of Europe. Look closely for a certain boy puppet who led to his initial rise to fame.
Wandering the queue you’ll be serenaded with a number of whimsical tunes. Various puppets and stage props line the walls and empty spaces as Stromboli is not exactly the most kempt of proprietors. You’ll eventually find your way the boarding area to begin your adventure, er show.
Ride Through
Scene 1 Good as Gold
As you slowly glide into the attraction, you are greeted by Stromboli himself, lovingly counting his haul in his theatre office of sorts. Twirling his knife in his hand as he sorts each and every one, he is too engrossed to notice you moving by. While he seems to be doing ok for himself with his new digs, he can be heard muttering about the golden goose that got away. One Pinocchio.
Scene 2 Anticipation
Leaving Stromboli’s office, you’ve made your way to the back to the entrance of the theater. Numerous guests can be seen milling about, waiting to find out what the hubbub is about. Hawkers are all over pushing food and other trinkets to boost Stromboli’s profits.
Scenes 3-4 The Showman
Entering the lobby of the Grand Marionnette begins one of the two grand scenes of the attraction. The room widens as you and numerous other attraction vehicles all make your way into the main body of the lobby where you are greeted by Stromboli himself in animatronic form.
Built using some of the newest technology, this A1000 animatronic has all of the lifelike qualities that you’ve seen from the soon to open Hondo in Galaxy’s Edge and Shaman in the Na'vi River Journey. Larger than life in appearance and motions, Stromboli breaks into song, his thick accent and baritone voice resonating throughout the room.
Welcome my friends, to my Grand Marionette
For a show, like nothing you’ve seen yet.
With the finest show around, of this there is no other bet.
I’ve got puppets of all sizes,
And a handful of surprises,
It won’t be long before the curtain rises.
With these hands, I pull the strings,
I’ll take your coin, your gold, your ring,
The music’s playing how much money did you bring?
Prepare to be entertained,
A few seats are all that remain,
Step up, step up and let me explain.
To watch, you must pay up,
Drop your offerings in this cup,
If you need a nudge, Stromboli will help you cough it up.
Make your way to the right,
I’ve got another show to start tonight,
Puppets on Parade will assuredly delight!
During this stirring musical number your vehicle glides around the lobby to the music, taking in the scene and decor around you. As Stromboli finishes his tune, a certain evil gleam in his eye, you make your way towards the theatre’s doors.
Scene 5 Things not as they Seem
What you thought was the theatre doors has instead opened up into Stromboli’s workshop. Filled wall to wall with tools, spare wooden parts and puppets upon puppets as far as the eye can see.
Scene 6 Part of the Show
“Welcome to my shop my friends” bellows Stromboli.
Making your way further into the workshop you find that you are not the only one lured here. In his desperation to find his next Pinocchio, he is planning to use you as lifelike fake puppets for his show.
“You will make great puppets for my show, Ha Ha Haaa”
What have you gotten yourself into?
Scene 7 Puppet for Life
As the workshop goes dark and Stromboli fades from view, the lighting makes it appear like you’ve all been caged. With Stromboli out of sight, the room comes to life ever so slightly and faint flickers of light fill the room.
It’s Pinocchio & Jiminy Cricket!
“We heard Stromboli was up to more no good tricks so we had to come save you” says Pinocchio.
“Sit tight and we’ll have a big surprise for that scoundrel” pipes in Jiminy.
As the scene comes to a close, the din from the theater can be heard, and an organ in the background….
Scene 8-10 Puppets on Parade
Leaving the workshop, you’ve arrived inside the grand theater itself. Not opulent by any means, but a step up from Stromboli’s old bareboned stages from his traveling days. The scene opens up allowing numerous LPS vehicles to enter the room. Seated guests of all ages line the back of the room as you glide around and before you lies the puppet stage.
Stromboli is off to the side bellowing at you to get on stage as you spin around the room. Music fills the air and simple animatronic puppets dance and move around the stage as you almost forget you were supposed to be part of the show.
Before things can go further, the music suddenly changes and Pinocchio barges onto stage distracting everyone “I’ve got no strings…...
Meanwhile, Jiminy can be seen overhead cutting all of the strings to all of the puppets to help set you free.
As each vehicle makes it's way out the theatre, a sobbing Stromboli is heard in the background.
Scene 11
As your vehicle makes its daring escape out of the theater, Pinocchio and Jiminy are seen running beside you, towards the circus grounds and eventually home.
Making your way back to the starting point of your adventure you'll disembark from your vehicle. The queue/exit leads you down a path way into a small puppet shop as well as the opportunity to see your on ride photo. Through the magic photo, you've been turned into puppet-form, string and all!