Mediterranean Harbor
Mediterranean Harbor is DisneySea’s entry land. It’s also the largest land, fully encircling the vast Porto Paradiso lagoon. This allowed Imagineering to create a truly vast variety of Italian Renaissance locations, spanning obvious influences (Venice), unknown ones (Firenze), and ones I know now only because of DisneySea (Portofino). Built to modern standards, but depicting a magical romanticized version of the Renaissance, the Age of Exploration, the perfect mindset to first instill in your guest for a day of adventure exploring the world’s oceans.
Imagineering must’ve combined great passion with meticulous research. No doubt they took invaluable trips throughout Italy, as the fine details and finishings of Mediterranean Harbor can only come from close in-person observation. Every aged stone has crumbled in just the perfect way. There are the cute Disney touches too. Fab Five characters in Giotto paintings. Moored fishing boats have names like
Stromboli and
Bella Notte, subtle nods to appropriate Disney staples. Mediterranean Harbor is a staggering creation, made at a massive scale yet stuffed with intimate details in every underexplored alcove just waiting to be discovered.
This is my favorite land in DisneySea, if my gushing wasn’t clear. Admittedly, I love perfect entry lands. Main Street U.S.A. and Buena Vista Street are my favorite lands in their respective Californian parks, and I know that’s an uncommon opinion when places like Cars Land and New Orleans Square exist nearby. I find entry sequences to be invaluable, and though I don’t do theme park shopping, exploring the extensive shops of a well-realized entry area often reveals the largest cache of details. My opinion of Mediterranean Harbor is surely improved since I’m living there during this trip.
This land also boasts the most iconic views of Mt. Prometheus, with Fortress Explorations nestled wonderfully before it. A feather in the cap of a land which would be stupendous anyway.
Naturally, as an entry land there aren’t many standing attractions in Mediterranean Harbor. (It’s gettin’ Soarin’ in 2019.) What they
do have are the lagoon shows, both day and night. My current touring strategy has me returning now to the Harbor for a midday Villains World show, and a brief respite to accompany it.
The lagoon is among DisneySea’s most brilliant bits of macro-design. This park doesn’t do parades, which can shut down streets and make guest navigation a pain. The lagoon hosts similar daytime shows, which means the walkways are never impeded. (This
does shut down the Steamer and the Venetian Gondolas repeatedly throughout the day, which is maybe a genuine DisneySea flaw.) At night, this lagoon does double duty hosting Fantasmic – no dedicated once-a-day theater venue here! Views for each are 360 degrees, so crowds needn’t amass in a single unequipped location like with World of Color. There’s still the Lido Island with its dedicated tiered seating arrangement, nicely offset from the main walkways. All in all, a really functional bit of theme park layout which is beautiful and effective all at once.
I’m now headed back to my room in MiraCosta to watch the show. Like a king, I use the secret hotel entrance. With 30 minutes to spare, I pause for a pint in the Bella Vista Lounge overlooking the harbor. Many are dining in here, and their show views will be stupendous, but I continue on to my room, intent to get the fullest value of this unique hotel amenity.
Indeed, it’s a great decision! Another minibar Kirin in hand, shoes off, I kick back in my overstuffed Renaissance chair and peer down on the spectacle unfolding in the lagoon below. The Villains World is a seasonal Halloween production. The park’s usual fleet of parade boats is redressed in sinister colors, each commandeered by an A-list Disney villain. They sing a raucous, evil song. Disney heroes are held captive on each ship. Best as I recall, they don’t even defeat the villains at the end, who float away to continue their ghoulish misdeeds. (The evening’s Fantasmic will redress this villainous victory.)
Technically, it’s certainly quite similar to any DisneySea harbor show. Cool boats, and some live performers on the Lido Isle. The land-based entertainers have a secret passage from the Venice side, and seeing them arrive reminds me of Venice’s famous street masquerades. The show’s climax involves stuntmen flying over the harbor on water-based jetpacks. Again…
jetpacks! My jaw did drop at that. As a crescendo, Mt. Prometheus erupts on cue. This was a fun show!
It’s nice too to relax at midday in your hotel room while
still enjoying theme park entertainment. This made DisneySea a lot easier to tour, and left me quite refreshed soon afterwards as I returned to Mediterranean Harbor.
My next little agenda were the sweets from Mamma Biscotti’s Bakery. It’s a cute, rustic Italian bakery in the plaza, with a crumbling stucco revealing an ancient bread mural. I get panna cotta plus a custard-filled loaf with a chocolate Mickey icon. The panna cotta in particular was delicious; I wish I’d gotten more of those.
Now, Mediterranean Harbor is laid out unusually. Unlike Main Street, which is a single corridor of shops, Mediterranean Harbor branches off in a Y once you pass under MiraCosta. This coastal shape actually perfectly copies the real Portofino fishing village. So while 80% of the shops and eateries are housed underneath MiraCosta’s main wing, leading toward American Waterfront, the path to the right towards Mysterious Island is comparatively tranquil.
In order to cross the lagoon’s main inlet, the pathways must climb up a good floor or two. This is done along a quaint Tuscan hillside, populated with vineyards, casks and basil plants. Narrow cobblestone alleyways, filled with babbling fountains and covered bridges overhead, provide an alternate path. Past an ancient Roman wall, cracked and crumbling, the path crosses the basalt columns of Mt. Prometheus and leads to a Renaissance citadel caught within the hardened rocks of a long-dead lava flow.
This citadel – visible in every iconic DisneySea photo - houses many of the park’s sweetest gems. Here is their flagship restaurant Magellan’s – for another day – and here is Fortress Explorations, this century’s version of Tom Sawyer Island and one of DisneySea’s very best attractions. Not bad for a walkthrough!
Such a layered and complex setting, this citadel, with regular pathway passing through, yet still it houses so much to explore on three separate levels. I first collect a souvenir map from the Leonardo Challenge sub-attraction. This is a scavenger hunt utilizing Fortress Explorations, and it’s wholly in Japanese, so I don’t bother. Rather, I experience Fortress Explorations unguided, freely wandering the parapets and bridges which confusingly crisscross this entire mythic fortress.
I daren’t miss a single alcove, for everyplace houses something unique. There are cannons to fire into the harbor, spyglasses hidden in watchtowers, a replica of Da Vinci’s glider to pedal. Inside chambers are exhibits displaying the forefront of Renaissance scientific knowledge, from astronomy to navigation.
A planetarium features a gear-powered model of the solar system, which you control with a crank. A map room lets you pilot a model ship past the world’s edge. An illusion room features a lens which renders a fish-eye painting comprehensible. There’s a Foucault’s pendulum, wholly functional. An alchemist’s lab. A camera obscura. An armillary sphere. An elevator for wheelchair guests! Fortress Explorations has it all!
That’s not even mentioning the full-scale galleon moored downstairs at the fortress docks. DisneySea is jam-packed with goodness, and sometimes even a little cluttered. Views of the galleon’s sails and rigging, obscuring more rigging beyond in American Waterfront, is where that visual clutter is keenly felt. But when wandering the vessel, it’s another serene, engrossing experience. Like the Sailing Ship Columbia at Disneyland, below decks is fully accessible, with tiny chambers suggesting life on the open seas. It’s an intimate setting in a huge public park.
Of course, I love the little details, like an incomplete bronze bust covered in barnacles. Stuff like a nearby fisherman’s hut (in actuality maybe a structure for Fantasmic equipment) fleshes out the setting. Even a small toddler playground, with a crawl tube fashioned from intricate gilt cargo containers, speaks to the DisneySea Difference. As a grownup, I probably appreciated that crawl tube more than any toddler could.
Oh, and Fortress Explorations is ground zero for the Society of Explorers and Adventurers (S.E.A.), that secret society shared universe which is so beloved of Disney Park fans.
Moving upslope – up stairways which are crisscrossed by a wheelchair ramp, a common Disneyea design feature – I reach restrooms housed inside a dilapidated old farmhouse. Even the theming on
these I could gush over at length. The facilities were appreciated too. Such a wonderful park, and we’re nowhere near through exploring it yet!
Up next: Arabian Coast, the Final Port-of-Call