The Real Beavis

mkt

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http://www.oregonlive.com/weblogs/print.ssf?/mtlogs/olive_oddblog/archives/print012411.html

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Do you miss Beavis and Butthead? Wonder where they went after they did America? Well, have I got good news for you! Turns out Beavis, in human form, is alive and well -- and committing crime right here in Oregon. Not only is this guy the spitting image of the animated headbanger also known as Cornholio, he was arrested under ... odd circumstances last week.

Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive.

So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight:


As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.


The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Record.
 

WDWSwashbuckler

New Member
Originally posted by MouseMadness
Okay, the forehead is one thing, but what on earth did he do to his skin?

Hey, just because the guy hasn't learned to properly apply lotion to all areas of his body in the wintertime yet... though, that is some serious skin crackage... hmm...
 

JBSLJames

New Member
You know how some pro wrestlers cut their foreheads during a match for the blood effect...well maybe this guy is a pro wrestler, Captain Forehead, or maybe Humongus Headus, possibly even the Cranial Kid.

You know, some days you just don't have it.
 

MouseMadness

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Erika
The article said he cut it going through a briar patch :lol:

NO!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE BRIAR PATCH!!!!

Chris Kemp would like to thank Brer Fox AND Brer Bear for flingins him back to his Briar Patch.
 

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