I don't usually enjoy pizza because a lot of places do it wrong, especially chains (see: Papa John's, Domino's, and esp. Pizza Hut - YUCK). But when I find a place that does it right, I could stuff myself to the brim. There are several places (mostly hole-in-the-walls) I've been to here at home in Texas that I would say put together an excellent pizza. But Via Napoli pizza is literally the best pizza I've ever eaten; it stands head and shoulders over anything else I've had.
But according to you, the pizza at Via Napoli is terrible. I've heard people say it's over-rated before, and that's fine. But... terrible? Really? Can you please help me understand what was so terrible about it? What was so bad that made you only eat one bite?