Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by unkadug, Sep 25, 2010.
Just remind them you can't spell "dinner" without "fire department."
I hate that some people have to change the batteries every month in their smoke detectors because they don't know how to cook except on HIGH.
I hate that the closer I get to the end of my 40's, the wrinkle fairy keeps stopping by every night trying to do a tap dance on my forehead. Luckily, I keep a fly swatter near by, but the old bat just keeps coming back.
I was lucky enough to find the cure for wrinkles. It's call fat! Works all the time and the injections are taken orally. That sounds a little positivityly stated, but, it's not.
You disgust me.
You will have to stand in a very long line to get the opportunity to get close enough to tell me that in person. Perhaps you might see if a fastpass is available. That is a very popular opinion.
I hate it when people use you to vent about their pet hate, but can't be there for you when you've got some stuff going down.
Yeah, whatever, are we gonna talk about me or not?
I hate that when the "Expedition Everest: Effects Status Watch" thread pops up in new posts, there is never news that something important has been fixed and I doubly hate that I always run to the thread with the expectation of some news that help is on the way.
I am like Charlie Brown thinking this will be the time I finally kick that football.
People still know who Charlie Brown is and why it would be a big deal for him to kick the football, right? :lookaroun
I hate that I can't for the life of me figure out what the censored word is. It's going to drive me nuts.
I just figure that if there is something that I don't understand or can figure out, it just ain't worth knowing.
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You did ask........
the word is ****
See what I mean? 40,000 comedians out of work and everybody tries to be funny!
Thanks - my need to know far outweighed any chance of being offended.
I hate being one of those 40,000 out-of-work comedians. Employers are biased - they just hire the funny ones.
Just so you'll know that I'm not as miserable as @JenniferS tells everyone. I'd hire you because you do come up with some pretty clever stuff. So keep trying, I'm sure there is fame and fortune out there for you!
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