Oh my gosh, Halloween is back in full force and I'm pooped!
I'm just now sitting down with a glass of wine after several hours of craziness at my door. Dozens and dozens of kids were out in force this year, and I loved it!
As a way to prevent myself from being pranked by the local high school kids
(Go Spartans!), I always give out full-size candy bars; either Hershey's With Almonds, or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. The precious children of 2013 who got those big Hershey bars from me are now the crummy pumpkin smashing teens of 2021, but they leave my house alone because of years of goodwill that I literally bought when they were younger.
Cultural Trends of 2021: Star Wars is dead. A few years ago that's all I got at my door was Star Wars costumes, but it's not happening this year, America has moved on (don't tell Chapek or WDI). Marvel was huge, lots of Captain Americas and various superheros. That Squid Game thing of track suits and fencing masks which I really don't understand was well represented this year by the older kids. Also lots of Princesses, Pixies, Fairies, etc. for the girls. Oddly, I saw three different examples of Flintstone costumes this year. And video game robot things that are hard to explain, but I bet you got them at your door too.
I also give out gift baskets of See's Candy, one for Best Girl Costume, one for Best Boy Costume, and one for Best Family Costume. The 2021 winners were...
Best Girl - A young girl who showed up as, bizarrely, a Toddler's N' Tiaras beauty pageant contestant. Complete with those fake teeth they wear, and a giant Dolly Parton wig. And she did that creepy head bobble and huge smile. I know the family from one street over and know their daughter is otherwise completely normal, so I could tell she was making fun of it to great effect.
Winner!
Best Boy - This young guy who had this giant inflatable dinosaur costume, about 7 feet tall. It was the oddest thing, it was literally an inflatable dinosaur somehow powered by a small onboard air compressor, a towering Tyranosaurus Rex. With a window he could look out of in its chest, like a Disneyland character. And after he said
"Trick or treat!" he said
"I may be extinct, but I still need candy!" The biggest thing that has ever been at my door on Halloween, that's for sure.
Winner! (And his proud Dad seemed to be more thrilled at winning my See's Candy basket than the kid did.)
Best Family - The Flintstones. They weren't the only ones wearing Flintstones outfits this year (Is this a thing again?) but they were the cutest. Dad as Fred, Mom as Wilma, son as Bam Bam and daughter as Pebbles. All done in full Stone Age regalia. They were adorable.
Winner!
Happy Halloween one and all! P.S. Star Wars is dead.