It's the hat. Grown men, and grown geese, wearing captain's hats always look drunk. Or at least just enjoying the afternoon a bit too much.
I'm reminded of the Captain & Tennille. They both were talented artists, but because he always wore that gimmicky hat even though there wasn't a boat or a body of water in sight, the Captain just sort of looked drunk while Tennille looked in control of the situation. That he was always totally silent in interviews on American Bandstand or Merv Griffin while Tennille did all the talking already made him seem suspicious, but the hat made it worse.
In other news, I'm calling it right now... there is going to be big flooding in California statewide within a week or two. That new forest they planted on the southern berm of Star Wars Land is going to be well watered by Easter!
Grow you darn forest, grow! GROW!
The state's biggest dams at Oroville and Shasta will be overtopping their spillways later this spring, I bet everyone 10 churros on it!
Huge "atmospheric rivers" are aiming back at the state for next week and beyond. The weather is naturally warming up as we head into spring, especially below 6,000 feet and south of Bakersfield. (Northern Cal and mountains above 6,000 feet are still going to get HUGE snows and blizzards with next week's storm system, but SoCal snow in LA and SB mountains always melts fast by mid March!)
There are some model runs now calling for 12 feet or more of new snow widespread in the Sierras by next week. Even if only the weakest model runs happen, they'll get six feet of additional snow from Mammoth to Mount Shasta. Then it's going to melt, because the Northern Hemisphere warms in March and April. Then it's going to flood in California's valleys, perhaps catastrophically.
Have a plan. Have food and medicine and supplies and fuel to last two weeks. Have a way to physically defend yourself and your family, especially if you live in a community where you barely know your neighbors. (Waving occasionally when you get the mail doesn't count.)
Fun Fact: For decades we called this type of big rains the "Pineapple Express", or just "Lotso rain!". But now we call it "Atmospheric Rivers!", because apparently that sounds more serious or something? Or did someone at Dole headquarters complain about bad PR?
I feel like I should say “Tony Orlando and Dawn” just because.I absolutely love that we have people here who can chat knowledgeably about the Captain & Tennille, interspersed randomly by photos of Herve Villachez using the phones at the Bell System exhibit at Disneyland!!!
Thank you one and all for making this diverse and rather bizarre little community so much fun!
I had also never heard the term atmospheric river until November 2021, when we faced one. It’s no joke. Our major highway connecting the lower mainland and the interior was destroyed, it’s still being fixed. Abbotsford and Chilliwack area were underwater. It was crazy.
This guy is currently on a trip to ride every operational attraction at every Disney park in the world. He just started yesterday in Paris and has finished Studios with one more ride left at DLP before he goes on to Shanghai.
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It's not real money if you use a credit card.Someone should price out how much a trip like this costs. $15k is my guess. If not $20k
What about Christopher Robin? I actually liked that one.Looks as stupid as any Disney live action effort (very).
Or 101 Dalmatians (1996) or 102 Dalmatians (2000). Live action remakes that are actually live action (not CG).What about Christopher Robin? I actually liked that one.
Masks are FINALLY optional at Tokyo Disney starting next week. I believe this makes Shanghai the only park left worldwide with an active mask mandate.
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