#10- Never Let Go
[Watched in theaters]
I think this and
Rebel Ridge and also my number nine can probably all switch between one another and I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of the year they're in a different order. Still,
Never Let Go is a pretty derivative horror movie led by three absolutely stellar actors. The two kids were genuinely mind-blowing and Halle Berry was great as usual here as well. The premise was also pretty interesting with an evil creature in the woods and the family has to remain tied up, but we're unsure if it's all real or not. Unfortunately, the movie played its cards too early and I was able to predict every single twist and scene the movie threw at us with 100% accuracy.
Add onto the predictable nature, this movie really really relied on jump scares to the point it was just annoying. I'm not a jump scare person, I can handle a well done one but I just don't really like being startled and I find it a cheap way to try to scare someone. I'd much rather an atmospheric scare or some scary imagery than just a sudden boom and spike in the score with some mundane bird hitting a window or whatever (that specific trope is not in this movie but I digress). There are so many ridiculously cheap jump scares here that I rolled my eyes by the end of it. Hell, it literally STARTED on a jump scare before we even meet any of our characters. If a movie does that, you know it's a bit too lost in the sauce.
So yeah, a decent enough horror with some great performances, a predictable but still somewhat intriguing plot, and an incredible overreliance on cheap jump scares that dampened my enjoyment. I retain the opinion I think it's worth watching on streaming for free, but not worth a theater visit to see it.
#09- Wolfs
[Watched on Apple TV+]
Initially I was disappointed that this was going straight to streaming after being pulled from theaters but after watching it, I don't think we really missed all that much here. This felt like a pretty typical action comedy that would come out on a streamer and actually felt a lot like
The Instigators which was an Apple original last month. The main enjoyment from this movie comes from the two actors Brad Pitt and George Clooney. I'm a big fan of both men and I think both of them have the charm and charisma to make this movie an enjoyable enough watch, especially in the opening third in the apartment. The Kid was also a pretty fun character who worked for what he was and brought an interesting enough vibe to the movie.
Where the movie struggles, for me, is that it's just not that fun. When you see a Brad Pitt George Clooney buddy crime action comedy, that sounds like an incredible recipe for success, but it ended up just being slightly above average and not entirely memorable. In fact, I've already forgotten a big chunk of the movie and only really truly remember a few bigger moments. It's not a terrible experience, the leads are charismatic and the action is fun, but it's nowhere near as good as I wanted/hoped it would be.
#08- LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy
[Watched on Disney+]
September was a pretty strong month for animation and LEGO Star Wars kicks it off. While I know this is technically a series, it's four interconnected episodes all released together without an actual episodic feel to it, so I'm counting them as a single movie as that's how I watched them.
I really enjoy the charm and fun that these LEGO Star Wars specials always have with fun little in-jokes for fans of the franchise and also LEGO fans, of which I am both. Getting to experience a bit of
What If...? but Star Wars instead of Marvel was great, even if it was way less serious and more kiddy than I'd ideally want in a project like that. The showrunners clearly had a love for Star Wars and the fandom because they gave us stuff like Darth Jar Jar, a running joke that has been around forever. Plus we got stuff like Jedi Jabba the Hutt and evil bounty hunter C-3PO which are all fun little elements that remind me of the way I used to play with my LEGO figures and ships.
It's not anything crazy special, but the animation is good and the story is really pretty cute. Plus, it ends way darker than I expected a LEGO Star Wars special would and that's a pretty interesting concept. Overall, worth a watch if you're a fan or you have kids who are.
#07- Speak No Evil
[Watched in theaters]
I'm gonna say it: I don't love the 2022 version of this movie. Sacrilege, I know, but it's just one of those movies that sucks to watch. I totally appreciate it and get what it's going for and it 1000% is one of the most pit-in-the-stomach type experiences of nihilism and dejection I've ever had, but I really never ever need to rewatch it. When I heard it was getting an American remake, this is about exactly what I expected it would be and I didn't hate it.
James McAvoy absolutely kills this role, it feels like
Split where he's just this terrifying and creepy dude who you just don't trust and the fact the two characters visiting just can't seem to get away is super uncomfortable. I think this movie did a great job at taking the first two acts from the 2022 film (the parts that I would rewatch) and tweaking them to be slightly better than they were in that movie while still being overall pretty enjoyable and creepy. At the end, I know that's where it lost a lot of people and I'm not going to say it's a
BETTER ending than the original film, but it's definitely a more palatable and audience-friendly version that I'd rather watch.
I think both movies have their valid elements and I'm actually pretty happy to let both of them live and let live. I think the ending of the 2022 movie is better from a film fan pov, I think the ending of the 2024 movie is better from a film watcher pov. I think the acting in 2024 is better but I think the vibes of the 2022 movie are creepier. Overall, I think both are valid interpretations and both have their merits. I had fun here and it didn't send me into a mental health spiral like 2022 did, so I'll give it its flowers there. Minus points for the f***ing trailer though, I'm so glad I never have to see it again.
#06- Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
[Watched in theaters]
I need to preface this with, at this point I really enjoyed all of these movies.
Beetlejuice is one of my absolute favorite comedies of all time and probably slots in at #2 for horror comedies (behind
Evil Dead 2) for me, so seeing a sequel finally was very exciting. I think there are certainly strong elements here, including Keaton's performance as Beetlejuice and Catherine O'Hara's performance as Delia Deetz especially, but there are also some really weak points.
I felt the movie was a bit all over the place with way too many plot lines for its own good, most of which could absolutely be cut without harming the movie at all. In fact, if this movie was about Jenna Ortega being tricked into giving her life to a ghost boy and Lydia and Delia having to go into the dead world and enlist the help of Beetlejuice to find her, I think that would've been a great plot. Having Beetlejuice's ex in the movie did absolutely nothing, while I love Willem DaFoe and I think in my version he could still be an antagonistic force, he wasn't useful here at all. Simply stripping this movie down a bit could've made it just so much better. It was still an absolute blast with many moments of enjoyment to be had (Beetlejuice singing
Right Here Waiting by Richard Marx will be a contender for best needle drop at the Golden Tikis for me for sure). It's fun, but I wish it was just a bit more cohesive.
#05- Transformers One
[Watched in theaters]
I'm not a
Transformers fan really. I like the 2007 movie enough and I had a few of the toys as a kid, but I didn't grow up on the cartoon and the rest of the Michael Bay movies alienated me as a child because they absolutely sucked, so I never really got into them. That said, this is definitely my favorite piece of
Transformers media that I've ever seen. I remember when the trailer for this came out and it looked like absolute dookie, so the fact it turned out to not only be good, but actually pretty great, that's crazy. It's too bad it's not doing well at the box office at all, and it's too bad I can't recommend you see it over
another animated film that came out last month.
Seeing the origins of Optimus Prime and Megatron (and Bumblebee who was easily the worst part of this movie and I totally understand why they took away his voice box, if I had to deal with annoying Keegan Michael-Key I'd want him to communicate via music only too) was actually a lot of fun and kind of heartbreaking. This story of friendship starts off really strong and seeing that wedge be inserted between these two very homoerotic best friends was a really hard one to watch. Really, this is how
Revenge of the Sith's final battle should've been with high emotions and both characters having valid reasons for what they're doing, even if one is definitely wrong.
I didn't expect to really enjoy a
Transformers film in the year of our lord 2024, but I actually really did. Yeah, it has some childish humor from Bumblebee that was groan-inducing and yeah it's not the most deep or original story, but for a family movie about robots that turn into cars, it's actually a great piece on class solidarity and dismantling oppressive systems that strip us of our individuality and potential. Workers of Cybertron unite, you have nothing to lose but your Spark!
#04- Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story
[Watched in theaters]
I went in not knowing much about Christopher Reeve beyond he had his accident and that he once played Superman. I've seen the first two
Superman films and enjoy them, but it's never really been a staple of my life so I never really looked into the guy. I'm sure glad I got to see this doc because it was heartbreaking and heartwarming all at the same time with some absolutely tear-jerking moments. I don't want to give too much away because it was just a Fathom event so most people haven't gotten the chance to see it yet, but this is a must-watch documentary even if you're not a huge Christopher Reeve fan, I wasn't and I got a lot out of it. When it pops up on MAX, give it a watch.
#03- The Wild Robot
[watched in theaters]
Now it's time to look at the three movies that squeezed into my top ten (so far).
The Wild Robot is, to me, an animated masterpiece. It's absolutely stunning in its visuals and it has a gorgeous and heartbreaking take on parenting and fitting in. While Ros and Brightbill's mother-daughter dynamic was adorable and heartwarming, I actually found Ros and Fink to be the most interesting relationship. I was expecting some big third act twist where Fink betrayed her but regrets it now or something, but we don't get any of that, he's just a really great character.
To me, this is a must watch and easily is my favorite animated film of the year so far and I doubt it'll be topped. Maybe that's me as an animal guy who loved the depiction of nature and natural behaviors here on top of the gorgeous story and visuals, but it really really hit me hard. Chris Sanders absolutely cooked here and so did DreamWorks. I wish they consistently did stuff like this and
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish but for each of those we've had to get a
Ruby Gillman or a
Trolls World Tour which just sucks. Go see this movie and go see it now.
#02- My Old A**
[Watched in theaters]
I loved
Didi, I really did, but this movie just tops it for me as the best coming-of-age movie of the year. I adored the entire thing from top to bottom from the performance from Maisy Stella and Aubrey Plaza to the romance that blossoms between two of the characters. The sci-fi element here is present but it isn't overdone and I think it works incredibly well even if it isn't exactly explained how it works.
The visuals here are also stunning from the lake to the cranberry bog, I want to just live here. The characters are all awesome and I love how while the main thing Plaza tells her younger self is to avoid Chad, she also manages to help her by spending more time with her family and seeing those moments where she's golfing with her brother or just sitting with her mom were really sweet moments that as an adult who has moved out and doesn't see my parents or sister all that often anymore, it makes me wish I could go back and tell my younger self to be better to them instead of angsty teen. This whole movie is super sweet and heartfelt and (like the last two movies) will have you tearing up near the end. Definitely a must watch.
#01- The Substance
[Watched in theaters]
Just a brilliant movie. If you want my thoughts, here they are.
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Alright, well with September over, we're into October and what a lineup we have here. I'm stoked for a bunch of stuff this month, including
Terrifier 3,
Saturday Night, The Apprentice, We Live in Time, Anora, Your Monster, Memoir of a Snail, and probably way more once we really get into it. We in the end game now and I'm so ready for it!