The Chuck Norris Thread!

[Interruption?]

You want to know the reason EE has an AA yeti? Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the real one and no ones seen the yeti since.

 

[sillyspook13]

"Chuck Norris" is one of my friends on Facebook.

When asked how I know Chuck Norris, "You and Chuck Norris travaled to Disney World. You met randomly: When Chuck realized there wasn't a ride based on him, he roundhouse kicked Michael Eisner in the face!":lol:

In other news, I now know how to roundhouse kick.....:lookaroun

 

[chucknorris]

i ones i love:

Chuck norris and Mr.T walked in to a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed,as
that level of awsome cannot be contained in one building

Chuck Norris asked for a big mac at burger king. and got one

when mcdonalds denied Chuck norris a McGriddle because it was 10:35, he roundhoused kicked it so hard it became a Wendys

Chuck norris dosn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

 

[Connor002]

Chuck Norris is a washed-up actor from the nineties.

 

[chucknorris]

Chuck Norris is a washed-up actor from the nineties.

watch your mouth!!! he WILL come and roundhoude kick you:fork::fork:

 

[Connor002]

watch your mouth!!! he WILL come and roundhoude kick you:fork::fork:

No, he will not, for the "Chuck Norris Comeback" has faded.
Move on.

 

[Sledge]

No, he will not, for the "Chuck Norris Comeback" has faded.
Move on.

Edited: Be nice.

 

[Videoteck]

lol I love how the user named chucknorris posts but it says he has 0 posts lol. :lol:

 

[CaptainMichael]

lol I love how the user named chucknorris posts but it says he has 0 posts lol. :lol:

It is wierd, but posts do not count on Chit Chat. Since he only posts here, he officially only has "0" posts.

 

[sillyspook13]

That's why we have the PML......