Yah, if I had that kind of money, I'd get liposuction!
Nah, here's what I'd do: I'd hire
@donaldtoo to design a nice rustic cabin in the woods (in a snowy area) for me. Then I'd hire
@ajrwdwgirl to be the chef and cook pulled pork sandwiches and macaroni and cheese for dinner.
@Cesar R M could stop by and take pictures of wildlife. We'd then mount his pictures in frames and decorate the walls of the cabin.
@figmentfan423 could sew custom, Disney-designed clothes for me.
I'd invite all the rest of you here for a big winter wonderland celebration, and hire
@Mr Ferret 88 as the social activities director. The winner of his puzzle competition would get a free vacation at the Ferret estate in Guernsey!