We went to a Brazilian steakhouse last night for our anniversary. My daughter is newly potty trained so when she says she needs to go we have to take her, even if we know she doesn't need to go. So her and I walk to the bathroom, and as soon as we get inside it she says "no I don't want to go potty" so we turn around and walk back out.
We get all the way back to where the tables are and she stops dead and says really loudly, "YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS!!"
As ALL the people at the nearby tables turn to look at me judging me, and I'm standing there too embarrassed to put the words together that you don't have to wash your hands necessarily if you didn't actually use the bathroom, she adds equally loudly, "I DIDN'T WASH MY HANDS EITHER!!!"
Toddlers are so much fun...
