Guess who had a terrible terrible day? First clue--This, second clue--Girl.
I had a fall in my bathroom and whacked my elbow on the doorknob, took the skin off my knee and jarred my back.

At least I didn't wet my pants.
Then not much later I hear a terrible grinding noise coming from the bottom of our property. (We live up on a hillside.) A semi had gone off the road and got stuck in my yard.

Then he tried to back out (because he was literally tapping my wooden fencing) and he almost jackknifed the truck. Yep. He got stuck blocking the road. By this time I just called the police to let them deal with it.
A tow truck was brought in to get him out, he was given a ticket, and the ruts in my yard were smoothed out. You can't really see them from my house but it's a P.I.T.A. when mowing the lawn with our tractor.
Now, I just need to relax with my ice pack and get caught up here.