We decided Cologne was a bust after DD dumped DH's drink at KFC...this being the 2nd drink she spilled all over that day and she was in tears, so Cologne could not be considered day 1 of our vacation. We got up semi-early the next morning and headed to Phantasialand, which was only about 25 minutes from Cologne.
Really good ice cream here, though I sat for 20 minutes waiting for someone to take my order and it's TINY in there, so there's no way they didn't know I was there.
I know most of you probably don't know what a stroopwaffle is, but it's a cookie with caramel-y goodness inside. This sundae had the richest, most decadent chocolate ice cream ever, and I don't even remember what the other flavor was....it was so good.

This one was happy, too...it involved cherries, marshmallows, chocolate, vanilla, and amarena (cherry) ice creams, plus a waffle cone filled with whipped cream (which I let DD eat because I don't really like whipped cream unless it's on pumpkin pie or in hot chocolate). DD and I shared these both while DH and DS were boring and just got plain ice cream cones. What was ridiculous was that you couldn't get a cone if you sat at a table....there was a window at the side. But you couldn't get the sundaes at the window....only from a table. So we had to get the table, order ours, the boys went to the window to get theirs, and then they came and sat with us.
DD loved this one and went on it a ton of times. DS usually loves these, and he SAID it was because of his cast that he didn't want to go on it, but we brought seran wrap to wrap his cast in and he still didn't want to do it. I think he was afraid because his class went to a carnival and did one of these rides and the guy running the ride would hold onto each kid's chair in turn as it went around so when he let go, they really shot forward and went higher. I got a phone call from the school that day saying DS had had a few incidents that day, one of which was him screaming bloody murder on this ride, and when he got off that ride, he ran off screaming and disappeared for a while to calm down. So I think that traumatized him and he doesn't want to do these rides anymore. Stupid carni guy....DS even told him he didn't want him to do that to him and he did it anyway.
This was just a kiddy ride kind of like Dumbo (or Home Depot, for those of you who read Doc Disney's TRs). We were waiting for DH to get back from a coaster he did and while we waited DD decided to do this, because it was there.
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We also did a ride that I thought was going to be kind of like IASW, but turned out to be more like a very cheap, boat version of The Great Movie Ride. You went through different movie scenes like Wizard of Oz, George of the Jungle, King Kong, and I don't remember all of them, but it was too dark for me to get pictures, having a brand new camera that I hadn't figured out how to use yet. It was fun, but it was a good thing DS freaked out as soon as he saw the Frankenstein poster by the entrance and refused to go on it. It wasn't exactly scary, but it would have freaked him out majorly.
This is another one where he freaked out. From the description on the map, we guessed it was like Buzz Lightyear, but it's a bakery infested with rats and you shoot the rats with icing balls coming out of a pastry bag. So since DS LOVED Buzz, we thought this would be a great one. But the first part of the queue is a bit dark and dusty....it has a bunch of shelves like a storage room, and you hear mice/rats squeaking and breaking jars, etc. DS said it scared him and he wouldn't go on it. That was only the very first room of the queue. After that it was stuff like pictures of bakery employees, shelves of baking pans (including a sheep, which DS is crazy about sheep), framed recipes for German treats, etc. This is taken from above the loading area. And it IS, pretty much like buzz. You get stopped in front of a doorway, it opens, you shoot continuously until the doors close, then you move on to the next room.
When we came out, we explained to DS that it is like Buzz, the queue is only creepy for that first 2 minutes, and then there is a baking pan in the shape of a sheep!!! He decided to try it....and then we went on that ride 50 million times. It's the only thing he wanted to do. So we took turns riding with him while the others did something else. He stopped to say hello to the sheep pan every time we went through the line. There was a haunted mansion meets Carrots type ride that was Chinese themed....it was very dark and I had to use my phone light to navigate the tunnel, some obnoxious kids ran right past us being really loud and cutting us off, and then they spent the WHOLE ride shouting, banging on their carts....there were like 10 kids, no adult to be found until they got off....the adult was right behind DD and I and he never said anything to them. They ruined the entire ride because we couldn't hear anything but their hollering and pounding. The wait time said 5 minutes, so we decided to go again right away as long as the kids did NOT, and they didn't. So we did it again and it was actually very cool.
There were also a few shows, but we only did one. I was worried DS was going to freak out. It was supposed to be artwork coming to life in the museum after hours and the museum manager had to find a spell to get them back into their places. In reality it was a kind of cirque du soleil thing....curtain dancers, tumble monkeys (but not monkeys), roller skating dancers, pole dancers, etc. The singer was SO good. It took me quite a while to even figure out he was singing and that it wasn't a recording, because he started faced away and he was mirroring some other guy's movements, and that guy and a girl then started doing curtain dancing together, so I wasn't paying attention to the singer guy. And there were these two guys who did a kind of comedic routine set to Tequilla that was AMAZING....these guys had MUSCLES. It was kind of like Chinese Acrobats, but way cooler. Everything after them seemed so unimpressive.
Here's an interview with the singer (he's actually American) and it shows some rehearsal moments:
This one is like a trailer for the show:
That's pretty much what we did that day. We wanted to do the water raft ride, but the wait time was SOOOO LONG...like 70 minutes. And DS didn't want to do it, so he'd have had to wait for us for over an hour...no way. And DH wanted to do the mega coaster they have, but same thing, and there just wasn't time. But it was really cool that they have a deal in July and August....you get an extra day free with admission for one day. So we got vouchers to go back for a 2nd day....we'd be back.
And with that, I'm going to bed. I'll pick up here tomorrow.