I've had some crazy commutes, but tonight's goes down in history.
R train in NYC - rush hour - packed like sardines in a can.
Halfway under the river between Manhattan and Queens, a sudden and deafening BOOM!!!!!!!! Sounded like a bomb went off.
Accompanied simultaneously with the black tunnel outside the train turning orange, as if with fire. And sparks flying everywhere (outside the train).
People screaming, gasping, generally having heart attacks, as the train screeches to a stop. Lights go off. Air conditioner goes off.
Silence.
Then, over the loudspeaker:
"Ummm, okay folks, obviously, something just happened. So we are going to have to ask for your patience while we try to figure this out. Train is in emergency mode, so unfortunately, the air has to remain off."
Everyone starts freaking the hell out.
Two women who were apparently on their way to the airport start asking everyone if they think they will get there on time.
One guy starts screaming that we derailed - gets in a fight with another guy who says if we derailed, we would be listing to one side.
Everyone in their winter jackets sweating their butts off.
10 minutes go by.
20 minutes go by.
Someone comments: "Ya know, if we're sitting here like this, all the trains behind us are all backed up." (What a genius.)
Someone else: "We might be on the news!"
30 minutes go by.
40 minutes go by.
Someone: "Look, they are outside, looking at the train."
Someone else: "I know we derailed!! They are gonna have to walk us outa here."
Airport ladies: "We're gonna miss our flight!"
45 minutes go by.
Light suddenly come on. Air conditioner comes on. Car full of sardines cheers. Train doesn't move.
50 minutes go by.
Train suddenly starts crawling forward at the speed of an elderly one legged dog.
Eventually, we arrive at Queens Plaza.
Insult to injury #1 - "This train is out of service. Everyone please leave the train immediately."
Thus, 15 gazillion commuters try to shove on to a just arriving E train across the platform. Three trains later, I am able get on, and the train I get on is apparently filled entirely with flu patients. Coughing, hacking, sneezing. I should be in a hospital bed by this weekend.
Insult to injury #2 - Something really wacky clearly happened in that tunnel and now I'll never know what. MTA only says it was a "mechanical issue".
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.