Goofyernmost
Well-Known Member
My daughter recently had an experience at TSI. She beeped on the way through the machine and they wanded her. The really embarrassing part was the wand determined something in her, just below the waist area. I didn't have the nerve to ask her how that was resolved but apparently it was, but, she was completely embarrassed as the wanding happened in front of everyone. Must have been her chastity belt. I'm not sure why she continues to use that since she is married and has a kid already. Wait I don't remember giving her the keys.. Oops!They ask if you have anything in your pockets. If you've forgotten something, they'll ask you to step through again, and as long as you don't set it off again, they let you through. If you set it off and have nothing in your pockets, they have a wand they'll use.
I'm pretty sure that everyone figured out that the last three sentences were fabricated just now. Just want to be sure, don't want to offend, don't you know.