Homer: The author of the Illiad and Odyssey, two epic Greek poems. He has had a profound influence on the development of literature, and will happily tell you the myths and legends from Ancient Greece. However, not much is known about Homer's life: if you ask him about his life and not some Greek legend, he'll tell you point-blank: "Honestly, it's been so long, I don't quite remember."
Luo Guanzhong: The author of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the grand final scene of The Great Literature Ride, Guanzhong, similar to Homer, will happily tell stories of Ancient China and it's surrounding lands, but is less remembering of his own past. Still, he is a great source of wisdom, always with tea in hand.
William Shakespeare: Shakespeare can talk to you about his many sonnets and plays, as well as his adventures with Queen Elizabeth and King James as a part of Lord Chamberlain's Company. The only issue is he's still stuck in sixteenth-century English, so while he'll understand you just fine, you might have some trouble.
Jane Austin: A pioneer for female writers, Austin held many connections through family and friends of early 19th-century Britain. Her works were only published in the last six years of her life, but she saw great success during her final years, even receiving praise from the Prince Regent, an amazing accomplishment for women at the time.
Mary Shelley: Shelley will speak about her very interesting life. At the age of 16, she ran away from home to be with her future husband. She would later attend a writer's circle in Lake Geneva with her husband and Lord Bryon, where a volcanic eruption kept them from going outside. She wrote Frankenstein -- an idea that came to her from a dream -- all for a ghost story competition at said lake. Shelley acts stranger than most, but one can find wisdom through her prose.
Alexandre Dumas: The author of such famous French Epics such as The Three Musketeers and the Count of Monte Cristo, Dumas is a loud and proud figure, consistently boasting of his own accomplishments. The son of a nobleman and black slave, Dumas nevertheless thrived in 19th century Europe, supporting independence movements and generally having a good time.
Fyodor Dostoevsky: Dostoevsky was always at odds with his time, from a strong dislike of his required military service to the government's banning of certain books, which led him to a 5-year exile in Siberia. Dostoevsky seeks wisdom, but there is one problem: you can never get a straight answer out of him. Like his writings, he expands his dialogues to a ridiculous extent.
Mark Twain: An eccentric character, Twain is always providing humorous anecdotes to prove his points. Some of these true stories, including boyhood in Antebellum Mississippi, traveling the country as a printer, an adventure to Nevada and later California with his brother, and scientific studies with Nikola Tesla.
H. P. Lovecraft: Lovecraft seems to be scared of everything. In fact, he seems to believe the Old Gods are true, if not the ones he wrote about, "something else" that will prove humanity insignificant. Okay...
JRR Tolkien: Serving in the first World War, Tolkien was so horrified by the metal machines and the utter violence he imagined a simpler time, back when there were such things as chivalry and honor... and so he began writing Middle Earth in the trenches. Tolkien always has a pipe in hand and acts almost stereotypically British, but will encourage guests to imagine their own worlds, where the grass is greener.
Dr. Suess: Suess likes to inject humor into his everyday conversations. Even though he is technically a children's author, he believes his works can be used as satire for real problems.
Maya Angelou: Angelou had a turbulent childhood, spending five years a mute from her trauma and spending much of said time reading literature. Despite her tragic early days, she rose to the top, using her writings to advocate for social change. She will encourage guests to see literature not as separate to our world, but integrally tied to it.