Tangled restrooms opening date

MerlinTheGoat

Well-Known Member
I would hope that Mongello gets to use the facilities before anyone else, followed by Wannabe Lou, since the two of them are so full of (what you get rid of in said facilities) I think it would only be fair.

Maybe they can take turns asking questions of Phil Holmes who can sit in the middle stall between them. Imagine the MAGICal possibilities. I'd hope Jeff Lange was shooting video of the whole meet and ... ya know.
I don't know if that's such a good idea. The toilets may not have been built to withstand the sheer magnitude of THEIR toilet time. They might break from it. And given TDO's track record at neglecting maintenance, they may have to resort to shining a disco light on some of the magical porcelain thrones to simulate the flushing effect for guests.

If I weren't so tired right now, I could probably have mustered up the effort to make another maintenance/bathroom joke involving tarps/nets and you-know-what falling on people's heads.
 

Ignohippo

Well-Known Member
I would hope that Mongello gets to use the facilities before anyone else, followed by Wannabe Lou, since the two of them are so full of (what you get rid of in said facilities) I think it would only be fair.

Maybe they can take turns asking questions of Phil Holmes who can sit in the middle stall between them. Imagine the MAGICal possibilities. I'd hope Jeff Lange was shooting video of the whole meet and ... ya know.

Jeezus. Just think of all of the "foot-tapping" that would be going on....
 

xdan0920

Think for yourselfer
Not to diminish the overall point, but Princess Storybook Hall (or whatever the M&G is) is opening this year and is certainly more notable (you could toss in the Pirates interactive game in Adventureland as well). Again, it's still sad that those would be the "big" additions for the year. In all of WDW, right? I can't think of anything else slated to open this year.

That's true, I guess a M&G is a bigger deal then these toilets, not sure about the pirates game though. Either way, pretty comical that a toilet is in the top 3 additions at WDW.
 

Genie of the Lamp

Well-Known Member
I would hope that Mongello gets to use the facilities before anyone else, followed by Wannabe Lou, since the two of them are so full of (what you get rid of in said facilities) I think it would only be fair.

Maybe they can take turns asking questions of Phil Holmes who can sit in the middle stall between them. Imagine the MAGICal possibilities. I'd hope Jeff Lange was shooting video of the whole meet and ... ya know.

They should have done/drawn/painted the portrait of Phil and his pearly whites while he was using the Tangled bathrooms as the poster that is currently hanging in Bonjour Village gifts shop. That would have/get some serious attention. I'd recommend George to stay away from them as much as possible when in that area.
 

Genie of the Lamp

Well-Known Member
Will the amount of possible bathroom jokes ever run out?

Nope it never will. I can imagine Phil and his pearly whites saying "C'mon Mr.Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!":p While going on his potty break. Of course he could stick his palm under the stall wall where Lou Mongello is next to him and asks "May I borrow a/your Highlighter?"
 

BryceM

Well-Known Member
Nope it never will. I can imagine Phil and his pearly whites saying "C'mon Mr.Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!":p While going on his potty break. Of course he could stick his palm under the stall wall where Lou Mongello is next to him and asks "May I borrow a/your Highlighter?"
Aw, you didn't get the joke! I'll make it bold for ya.
 

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