MerlinTheGoat
Well-Known Member
I don't know if that's such a good idea. The toilets may not have been built to withstand the sheer magnitude of THEIR toilet time. They might break from it. And given TDO's track record at neglecting maintenance, they may have to resort to shining a disco light on some of the magical porcelain thrones to simulate the flushing effect for guests.I would hope that Mongello gets to use the facilities before anyone else, followed by Wannabe Lou, since the two of them are so full of (what you get rid of in said facilities) I think it would only be fair.
Maybe they can take turns asking questions of Phil Holmes who can sit in the middle stall between them. Imagine the MAGICal possibilities. I'd hope Jeff Lange was shooting video of the whole meet and ... ya know.
If I weren't so tired right now, I could probably have mustered up the effort to make another maintenance/bathroom joke involving tarps/nets and you-know-what falling on people's heads.