Suiting Up for Spring with Magic Friends

[nibblesandbits]

OH!!!

So this reminds me of one of my stories...not as good as some of these, but it's pretty darn funny...


So, a few nights ago, my friends and I were all playing the game catchprase, where a word pops on the screen and you have to describe it without using the word and have people guess what it is.


My word was space bar....


So, my first reaction... so I said, It's up in the sky and it's where you'd go to drink...


Then I realized what it really was...the bottom button on a key board...

My friends all laughed pretty hard at that one...

 

[nibblesandbits]

Good afternoon. Today is the last day of regular classes for Winter Quarter. All I have left is an O-Chem lecture... my last Chemisty lecture EVERRRR. So stoked.

I see we've discovered F My Life... :lookaroun

I don't know what you're talking about...

And yay for last OChem thing! :sohappy:

 

[Dukeblue1227]

OH!!!

So this reminds me of one of my stories...not as good as some of these, but it's pretty darn funny...


So, a few nights ago, my friends and I were all playing the game catchprase, where a word pops on the screen and you have to describe it without using the word and have people guess what it is.


My word was space bar....


So, my first reaction... so I said, It's up in the sky and it's where you'd go to drink...


Then I realized what it really was...the bottom button on a key board...

My friends all laughed pretty hard at that one...

:ROFLOL:

that's fantastic nibbs...

WELLLLLL played...

Catchphrase is a PHENOMENAL game by the way

 

[nibblesandbits]

OMG! This one made me spit out my oatmeal...

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had.

 

[nibblesandbits]

:ROFLOL:

that's fantastic nibbs...

WELLLLLL played...

Catchphrase is a PHENOMENAL game by the way

I know...I'm fanatastically stupid sometimes...:lol:

Another one was I had online shopping, so I said it was where you bought things on the internet, my best friend said Online Dating...:lookaroun

 

[WDWmazprty]

OMG! This one made me spit out my oatmeal...

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had.

 

[Pongo]

A few of my favorites (I don't know the exact wording, I'm going by memory):

Today, my husband found my secret box of Plan B birth control. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

Today, I went home for break. I saw a picture of my mom, dad, and sister riding an elephant sitting on the mantle and said, "This is some photoshop job." My mom said it wasn't photoshop. Apparently they went on a family vacation to Indonesia without me. FML

Today I finally worked up the courage to ask the girl I've liked two years out on a date. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

Today my parents gave me a nice shirt for my birthday. When I saw it, I thought it looked like one that I bought from Banana Republic a few days before. When I went to put the new shirt in my closet, I saw that the one I bought wasn't in there. My family gave me my own shirt as a gift. FML

 

[Dukeblue1227]

ok someone just sent me this and i had to post it...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo



:ROFLOL:

 

[nibblesandbits]

OMG! Those are awesome!

 

[Dukeblue1227]

Today my parents gave me a nice shirt for my birthday. When I saw it, I thought it looked like one that I bought from Banana Republic a few days before. When I went to put the new shirt in my closet, I saw that the one I bought wasn't in there. My family gave me my own shirt as a gift. FML

YES!!!

hands down one of my favorites...

that is an ABSOLUTE riot

 

[nibblesandbits]

ok someone just sent me this and i had to post it...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJnE-uiJvo



:ROFLOL:

I really don't like Seinfeld that much, but I've always loved that answering machine message. :lol:

 

[Pongo]

OMG, I forgot my absolute favorite:

Today I was babysitting my little cousin. He made some green aliens out of play-doh and and showed them to me. I said to him, "Good job! Now how about some blue aliens?" He replied, "How about some shut the f*** up?" FML

:lol: :lol:

 

[nibblesandbits]

OMG, I forgot my absolute favorite:

Today I was babysitting my little cousin. He made some green aliens out of play-doh and and showed them to me. I said to him, "Good job! Now how about some blue aliens?" He replied, "How about some shut the f*** up?" FML

:lol: :lol:

OMG! :lol:

 

[Dukeblue1227]

OMG, I forgot my absolute favorite:

Today I was babysitting my little cousin. He made some green aliens out of play-doh and and showed them to me. I said to him, "Good job! Now how about some blue aliens?" He replied, "How about some shut the f*** up?" FML

:lol: :lol:

:lol: that is fantastic


my ABSOLUTE hands down favorite... which i didnt wanna post on here at first, but it's really not THAT bad...

I can't get on the site suddenly so i'll have to go on memory... best i can...

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hangout with me because he was sick. So I decided to go over and surprise him with some homemade soup. When I got there he was hooking up with my sister. She can't drive. My mom drove her there. FML

 

[WDWmazprty]

:lol: that is fantastic


my ABSOLUTE hands down favorite... which i didnt wanna post on here at first, but it's really not THAT bad...

I can't get on the site suddenly so i'll have to go on memory... best i can...

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hangout with me because he was sick. So I decided to go over and surprise him with some homemade soup. When I got there he was hooking up with my sister. She can't drive. My mom drove her there. FML

OMG! :lol:

OMG! :ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:I'm cracking up! I have to get on that site now. I'm going to lunch, be back in an hour or so.

 

[Dukeblue1227]

ok lunchtime.

Be back in about an hour.

:wave:

 

[nibblesandbits]

:lol: that is fantastic


my ABSOLUTE hands down favorite... which i didnt wanna post on here at first, but it's really not THAT bad...

I can't get on the site suddenly so i'll have to go on memory... best i can...

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hangout with me because he was sick. So I decided to go over and surprise him with some homemade soup. When I got there he was hooking up with my sister. She can't drive. My mom drove her there. FML

Hahaha...that's freaking awesome!

 

[mpoppins76]

We just got this message emailed to everyone on the building:

Simulated Explosion Sounds Near New York Offices

A message from Corporate Services Global Security

Due to the filming of a movie at 50th Street and Park Avenue in New York City, a loud explosion may be heard at around 2:00 p.m. this afternoon near BlackRock's New York City offices.

:lol: Only in NY.

Only now I'm a little afraid I'm going to jump when it happens

 

[Dukeblue1227]

We just got this message emailed to everyone on the building:

Simulated Explosion Sounds Near New York Offices

A message from Corporate Services Global Security

Due to the filming of a movie at 50th Street and Park Avenue in New York City, a loud explosion may be heard at around 2:00 p.m. this afternoon near BlackRock's New York City offices.

:lol: Only in NY.

Only now I'm a little afraid I'm going to jump when it happens

BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lookaroun






A NEWWWWW DAYYYYYYYYYY

HAAAAAASSSSSSSS

A NEWWWWWWW DAYYYYYYY

HAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[nibblesandbits]

Dork...