Rumor Stitch's Great Escape Replacement— Don’t Hold Your Breath

[disney1023]

So I have read all of this forum and I could almost sum it up in one sentence.
Stitch's Great Escape will be replaced with Snow White's Scary Mexican Reck it Ralph River Rapids featuring Stitch.
Am I getting this right?

I think the Mexican part should be changed to Taco Bell now....

 

[MisterPenguin]

Y'all know that different parts of Mexico have different styles of food, right?

One wouldn't say that "American food" is the same in Maine and Louisiana, right?

 

[GlacierGlacier]

I think the Mexican part should be changed to Taco Bell now....

Presented by Taco Bell™

 

[trainplane3]

I think the Mexican part should be changed to Taco Bell now....

I'm really staying away from the bathrooms then. But then again...

It's just Taco Bell, what could possibly go wrong? *queue that one 10 second video*

 

[disney1023]

Presented by Taco Bell™

Perfect!
Snow White's Scary Reck it Ralph Mexican River Rapids featuring Stitch: Presented by Taco Bell

 

[ford91exploder]

As a Mexican.. trust me... It isnt..... NOT EVEN CLOSE.
Taco Bell is a weird mixture of mexican recipes made by americans using texmex flavors and american fastfood techniques.




I see this all the time.
Anyone who remotely looks latino is suddenly an "illegal mexican".

Funny thing is that in the states of California, Arizona and Texas.. there were Mexicans who have been and have ancestry of all their life living in the area (aka from before Mexico was forced to sell the land to the US)



He used to burp Spicy stuff..
So take it up a notch. Make him offer Mexican spicy stuff.

I'm not sure you can call what taco bell sells even qualifies as food much less being mexican cuisine.

 

[EricsBiscuit]

Y'all know that different parts of Mexico have different styles of food, right?

One wouldn't say that "American food" is the same in Maine and Louisiana, right?

Well they're both arguably edible

 

[Cesar R M]

I couldn't agree more. One of my best friends growing up was 1/2 Columbian, 1/2 Mexican. Her mom was 100% Mexican, raised in Mexico... and I practically lived at their house just so that I could eat her mom's cooking. Taco Bell isn't even in the same universe as real Mexican food. Taco Bell isn't even real food imo. lol! However, my kids love it for whatever reason and are always begging to stop and get a "Mexican" pizza of all things.

Kinda reminds me of the lawsuit of tacobell "meat". Where the "meat" isn't even beef at all (75% fillers).

Y'all know that different parts of Mexico have different styles of food, right?

One wouldn't say that "American food" is the same in Maine and Louisiana, right?

I agree, but Taco Bell doesn't represent ANY part of Mexico.. at all.

 

[Gringrinngghost]

Just a friendly note, I've been told that in the CM Docs, Stitch's Great Escape now says "Temporarily Closed"

 

[Cesar R M]

Perfect!
Snow White's Scary Reck it Ralph Mexican River Rapids featuring Stitch: Presented by Taco Bell

That sounds like the name of those weird fanfiction 10 year old girls love to do.
(I mean, they somehow managed to mix names to make "superwholok". Aka Dr. Who + Supernatural +Sherlock.
Or the "Rise of the Tangled Dragons" (aka Tangled + Rise of the Guardians + How to train your Dragon.

I bet they took inspiration in Kingdom Hearts.

 

[disney1023]

That sounds like the name of those weird fanfiction 10 year old girls love to do.
(I mean, they somehow managed to mix names to make "superwholok". Aka Dr. Who + Supernatural +Sherlock.
Or the "Rise of the Tangled Dragons" (aka Tangled + Rise of the Guardians + How to train your Dragon.

I bet they took inspiration in Kingdom Hearts.

It does sound like that! I wonder what a story like that would be like! I would never do something like that, personally.

 

[Johnny Three-hats]

That sounds like the name of those weird fanfiction 10 year old girls love to do.
(I mean, they somehow managed to mix names to make "superwholok". Aka Dr. Who + Supernatural +Sherlock.
Or the "Rise of the Tangled Dragons" (aka Tangled + Rise of the Guardians + How to train your Dragon.

I bet they took inspiration in Kingdom Hearts.

Trust me, it's usually not ten year olds writing those. That's the scary part of them.

Also it's usually Frozen + Rise of the Guardians. I know that for- reasons.

 

[Gringrinngghost]

Stitch's Great Escape WILL Operate this holiday season from 10am to 6pm. Operating from Dec. 23rd thru Jan 6th

 

[ᗩLᘿᑕ ✨ ᗩζᗩᗰ]

Stitch's Great Escape WILL Operate this holiday season from 10am to 6pm. Operating from Dec. 23rd thru Jan 6th

Will it be a Holiday overlay?
Stitchmas!

 

[TROR]

Or the "Rise of the Tangled Dragons" (aka Tangled + Rise of the Guardians + How to train your Dragon.

Why would you remind me of this abomination?

 

[Sonic Sunglasses]

Stitch's Great Escape WILL Operate this holiday season from 10am to 6pm. Operating from Dec. 23rd thru Jan 6th

They still can't bring themselves to drive a stake through this thing's heart.

 

[Movielover]

They still can't bring themselves to drive a stake through this thing's heart.

You could almost say that the concept of replacing this attraction is... "Alien" to them!!!!



I'll show myself out now...

 

[Sonic Sunglasses]

You could almost say that the concept of replacing this attraction is... "Alien" to them!!!!



I'll show myself out now...

Well played! In that case, they should use a flamethrower rather than a stake. Ellen Ripley, paging Ellen Ripley...

 

[Movielover]

Well played! In that case, they should use a flamethrower rather than a stake. Ellen Ripley, paging Ellen Ripley...

"Get away from her you STICH!"

 

[DisneyJayL]

It just won’t die! It’s like Tomorrowland Speedway. Son of a Stitch!