Stitch-haters are racist against blue people.

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Jean Claude: Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry
She lived by herself in a house in a tree.
Her butlers would show up each morning at nine
They'd open the door to hear Madame whine.
Madame: I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!

Bob and Larry: She's so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
She's so blue she don't know what to do!

Jean Claude: Her butlers, whose names were Bob and Larry,
Would help her with chores in her house in a tree.
Bob would wash dishes for Larry to dry,
Madame would stack them and then start to cry.

Madame: I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!

Bob and Larry: She's so blue she don't know what to do!

Madame: These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped!
This rose is on backward and this one is flipped!
These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good!
These knives have gone dull and don't slice like they should!

Madame: My neighbors have nice things, I've seen them myself.
In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf!
Look at this new flatware of Monsieur LaGoon's
And Monsieur DesPlanes has twelve Franklin mint spoons!
And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink,
Why, he even has a disposal, I think!
And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse's,
And ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces!
Nice sauces...

I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!

Bob and Larry: She's so blue she don't know what to do!

Madame: Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy's,
And lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies!
I really can't stand it

etc etc ;)
 
MKCP 1985

MKCP 1985

Well-Known Member
dopey said:
Ain't there a hot blue chick in the X-Men movies? I wouldn't mind her moving in next door.
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Aaaaah, Mystique. Yep, she is quite hott. and I think Corrus may have been referring the the X-Man Beast as opposed to Belle's beau.

wdwhoneymooner said:
How on earth could anyone be against these guys........www.blueman.com
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Well, when I saw them, they took an innocent audience member, hung him upside down and painted him blue. Plus, they tend to puke out of their chests. So . . . :lookaroun
 
imagineer boy

imagineer boy

Well-Known Member
unkadug said:
Yo listen up: here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is
Just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he aint got nobody to listen: ...
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feeling that live inside me
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feeling that live inside me
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
Just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he aint got nobody to listen: ...
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
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Say, you wouldn't happen to have an MP3 or something for that song would you? I havn't heard it in a long time.
 

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