So in these "glowing" reviews they are truly excited about and raving about:
- No moving droids
- No aliens walking around
- No Jedi walking around
- No smugglers walking around (since Batuu is supposedly some smuggler's destination (which would only be known if you read a WDI interview)
- No light saber duels
- No use of Force of any kind in the land
- No way for kids to engage in the Force
- No appearance of the iconic Star Wars characters such as Yoda, Vader, Boba Fett, C3P0, R2D2, Kenobi, Luke, Leia, Han, etc, etc.
- No Star Wars music
- No Mos Eisley cantina, only a tiny knockoff cantina with no alien band playing
- No movement, but a completely static land besides one droid turning a spit