As would be seen and built by a kid in his backyard.
Just because someone came up with a storyline to explain lazy theming, it doesn't magically make it better.
I'm sure Imagineering could come up with a valid storyline to explain an entire land dedicated to toilet bowls if they wanted to. That doesn't mean Toilet Bowl Land would be any good though.
Also, children have some pretty wild imaginations you know. Think back to the crazy things you and your friends probably concocted in your backyards back in the day. I'm certain many kids could have easily dreamed of something far more exciting than this slinky coaster using a variety of crazy props and tools they had lying around.
You can come up with a crazy idea of why a child would build a toy coaster and then totally encase it in a themed mountain such that they can't see what's happening to the coaster... but that would be crazy.
Notice that the area is physically too thin in DL for Alcatraz to be much closer Critter Country. It's a space constraint on DL's part. They didn't shorten a river for kicks and giggles.
I think we've gone down this road before. All other evidence and information points against what you're saying. Martin explicitly said you are wrong. For my own sanity, I'm not going to argue it further. I'll just say, if you cannot believe it today, you'll see for yourself in a year or two.
Problem is you really have to stretch your imagination to picture that as a toy. It looks like something you'd find at any amusement park, compete with real-sized nuts and bolts, complicated hydraulics, safety railings, etc.
they are clearing the other side pretty fast...Meanwhile, in Orlando...
From the nicely curated bioreconstruct Twitter feed. https://twitter.com/bioreconstruct?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
The two big ride warehouses are rising out of the ground finally. You can now really see how the land fits together for DHS, and there are some noticeable differences along the in-park perimeter. No river, no railroad, but lots of park warehouses. The red/yellow track at top left is Toy Story Land construction, which opens next summer with a Maters clone and a Slinky Dog family coaster.
And the entire park from a different angle.
You can really see how the land fits together for DHS, and there are some noticeable differences. The land appears to run right up against existing buildings, in this case MuppetVision (which is still a thing at WDW).
MuppetVision and the old backdrop buildings of Streets of America will form the entrance to Star Wars Land at DHS. They are refurbishing this area into "Grand Avenue" which is supposed to be a recreation of "present-day downtown Los Angeles" that features MuppetVision and a new brewpub serving California wines and beers. I'm not making that up, WDI is creating a circa 2018 downtown LA as a themed mini-land in WDW. https://disneyparks.disney.go.com/b...nue-coming-soon-to-disneys-hollywood-studios/ Odd thematic choice, but there you go.
Here are the latest photos from the site that is building the rockwork for Star Wars Land at Disneyland. A lot of the rockwork was packed up and transported to Disneyland this week. We should expect to see rockwork placed on the attractions very soon.
The business is located in socal in Sylmar by the Sams Club.
The folks at FB (love em or hate em) have a new video showing some preliminary rock mesh going up.
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