Okay, let's use this as a fun jumping off point.
There will be no line of Star Wars Land scanning kiosks installed at the entry turnstiles. Simple fact.
This past January I lost a very dear friend. I've had a long, reflective, rainy winter. It's now April and it was 80 degrees today, the trees and garden are in full bloom. I'm now enjoying my second dry martini of the evening made with The Botanist (a FABULOUS Scottish gin that I highly recommend, it's spendy but oh so worth it!), and I'm ready to break out of my winter doldrums.
This entire "We know better than you, we can make up our own rules, and you have to make a reservation on our sketchy App on your iPhone to enter Star Wars Land after you buy your Disneyland ticket" thing is a complete disaster in the making. Read that sentence again and remember my words.
This is the type of weird concept that sounds great in a TDA conference room at the end of the long meeting when the oxygen has drained out of the room and everyone just wants to go home. It's a decision made by people totally disengaged from their core product who think all their customers are like The Borg and share a common mind and can be taught how to behave after they buy the product. That's a disaster when you have to teach 50,000 different customers per day how to behave, instead of catering your product to what the customer wants and expects. This is Business 101, but the conference room in TDA that hatched this plan forgot all of that apparently.
This June when they are dealing with lots of AP's and obsessed Star Wars fans, this will be manageable but messy. But on June 24th, when the lower level AP's are blocked out for the summer and the switch flips and the place is flooded with casual tourists from Seattle and Sydney and Salt Lake and Seoul and San Jose, this land reservation concept is a recipe for customer service disaster. I predict an embarrassing mess for TDA and Burbank. The Resistance ride won't even open until later this year, and so they are going to try and open this new land with complicated reservations that can only host a minority of paying customers per day?!? Yikes.
This is going to get really bad before it gets better. At least I have a martini to enjoy.