The Ewok movies are actually coherent, though.
The Holiday Special is little more than a fever dream presumably fueled by a myriad of illicit substances.
Among its oddities:
Harvey Korman in drag as a four-armed alien tv chef.
Chewbacca's father-in-law watching virtual reality adult entertainment of Diahann Carroll....
given to him by Art Carney of all people.
While grandpa is getting his groove on, Harvey Korman makes another appearance as a holographic computer tech who teaches Chewbacca's son ("Lumpy") how to build his own computer.
The only "good" portion of the Holiday Special is the first appearance of Boba Fett in a short produced by Nelvana,
but even then the animation is so janky that all of the Non-Boba characters are rather unsettling.
Chewbacca is obviously a Yorkshire Terrier, and Han looks like what you'd get if Jessica Biel decided to have John Travolta's baby.
We find out that at some point, a new owner took over the Mos Eisley Cantina: Bea Arthur.
The Empire decides to shut the cantina down, so she breaks out into a song number about how "It's not the end, friend".
And to her credit, she actually seems to be having a good time with all the insanity going on around her, so good for her.
RIP Bea, you were always a trooper.
(side note: would be hilarious if we discovered that the "Rey who?" woman was actually this character)
She also pours a last drink for....wait for it....
HARVEY KORMAN AGAIN. (obviously someone in charge of this mess was a massive Harvey Korman fan)
This time, he plays another alien, who "drinks" alcohol by pouring it directly into a crater atop his skull.
(I'm fairly certain this is meant to be a metaphor for how this special was created)
Anyway, there are a few variety show type numbers, including Jefferson Starship.
And it culminates with Chewbacca and the other Wookiees joining a cult.
Then posing for a Queen album cover.
And just when you thought things couldn't get any stranger, pre-rehab Carrie Fisher sings the Life Day Anthem.
Which is set to the tune of John Williams' Star Wars - Main Title.
While Harrison Ford looks longingly at the check someone is holding just off camera, and Mark Hamill blankly stares at nothing, wondering if his career is already over.
