News Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser coming to Walt Disney World 2021

[Cesar R M]

It’s a giant middle finger!

It’s the back of a very narrow, uncomfortable chair!

Eh, it’s a sign. I can’t think of much to work with here.

Its Palpatine's phallus equivalent, because guests are definitively getting stuffed after forking 5k+ on the experience.

 

[Cesar R M]

I wonder if this means you'll have to show ID to get on the bus, like you did before the dark times. Before the Empire.

The empire required all plebs to change their currency into Empire credits with plenty of friendly coercing.

 

[Cesar R M]

For a company that still isn’t running parking lot trams at a majority of their parks, a bus to the Starcruiser seems like a massive waste of precious, precious money. Seems like a Wookiee with a hospitality van would suffice, though that might still be excessive.

You will just give them ideas..
Replace Minnie vans with Wookie Vans.. with the seats covered in Wookie pelts and the front akin to Kylo's or Vader's mask.

 

[MisterPenguin]

Generic and uninspired to say the least.

Just like the uniforms of cruise lines.

 

[Cesar R M]

I'd assume valet would park cars just past the bridge.

I'm a bit scared.. there is an umbrella Umbrella (from Resident Evil) in the outside utility area.

 

[Cesar R M]

Just like the uniforms of cruise lines.

Earth cruise lines.. Wheres the Star in Starwars?

 

[DCBaker]

 

[TalkingHead]

Just like the uniforms of cruise lines.

Wait, those aren’t actually the real costumes, are they?

 

[UNCgolf]

They're seriously loading people into the back of a box truck?

I know it's a short trip, but...

 

[Chip Chipperson]

They're seriously loading people into the back of a box truck?

I know it's a short trip, but...

Wait, it's NOT a Space Balls themed resort?!?!?

 

[flynnibus]

"galactic U-Haul"

LOL

The bare bones around the exposed door is interesting. Makes you think they will have to have some sort of adjustable extending baffle to get the landing to match up to the door completely and hide the simple aluminum skin.

 

[Dunston]

Anybody I know that would be the target audience for this and could afford it has said they would feel stupid doing any of the activities and don't want to do it. Just my 2 cents..............................................

 

[Disney Analyst]

 

[flynnibus]

This reeks of "we realized we have no way of getting a 100 different guest cars into our parking lot in a reasonable amount of time... Ooops... so we will encourage guests to arrive earlier and more random and hope the problem solves itself"

They needed an offsite parking/terminal.. not just valet.

 

[monothingie]

They're seriously loading people into the back of a box truck?

I know it's a short trip, but...

Please refer to it as a "Space Box Truck". To tie in the theming.

 

[twilight mitsuk]

look faimiler

 

[mergatroid]

Out of interest and bearing in mind that the guests using the transport won't see the exterior of the vehicle, what shape/style/type of vehicle would be more to the liking of those who don't like the 'box truck'?

 

[UNCgolf]

Out of interest and bearing in mind that the guests using the transport won't see the exterior of the vehicle, what shape/style/type of vehicle would be more to the liking of those who don't like the 'box truck'?

It has nothing to do with the exterior for me -- it's more the ride quality, safety, and space for passengers. Box trucks aren't designed to carry human beings in the back.

 

[bpiper]

How many do you figure will fit in that box truck? Maybe a dozen?

 

[mergatroid]

It has nothing to do with the exterior for me -- it's more the ride quality, safety, and space for passenger

That's fair, I'm pretty sure it's checked for it's road-worthiness.