Stanza XVI: The Sorcerer's Apprentice Season 7 Finale

[Chaos Cat]

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Pictured: Mickeynerd

I just realized that my new avatar makes it look like Mickeynerd is coming on to me in this post.

If it helps, @Mickeynerd17, the drunk guy is canonically asexual, so he probably doesn't actually mean it.

The two do get shipped together, though...

 

[Mickeynerd17]

I just realized that my new avatar makes it look like Mickeynerd is coming on to me in this post.

If it helps, @Mickeynerd17, the drunk guy is canonically asexual, so he probably doesn't actually mean it.

The two do get shipped together, though...

Uhhh.... OK!

How's the weather?

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

It started as a joke, but now we’re all business. We’re making good progress - just about to start assigning portions to different Jokerses.

So you’re BusinessesWild??

 

[JokersWild]

So you’re BusinessesWild??

Fun fact: a group of JokersWilds is called a Business, so yeah, technically.

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

So, that new Mortal Kombat movie dropped and

I have never been more disappointed with a movie in my entire life.

 

[Orange Cat]

So, that new Mortal Kombat movie dropped and

I have never been more disappointed with a movie in my entire life.

I saw this ad for it & it looked like the stupidest thing ever

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

I saw this ad for it & it looked like the stupidest thing ever

So, the lore in the games is actually pretty amazing. And there are a lot of really interesting characters. Like there’s so much more to it than blood and guts.

Spoiler: Mortal Kombat spoilers

I can tell there was a lot of love put into it by the actual filmmakers. The costumes were incredible, and the characters who actually got proper development were great. Unfortunately a lot of characters were also simply cannon fodder, which was super disappointing. Especially in the case of Mileena. The movie’s biggest issues are pacing and editing. It was as if they filmed a two hour story and then had to cut 20 minutes out of it. The scenes that are fully realized were spectacular. Subsequently a lot of the lore is just explained away through very brief exposition; there is no sense of discovery and world building. And a lot of things happen in a very jarring manner, it’s hard to keep track of who is where and doing what because of the cuts. The very beginning of the film is really well made, and they definitely had a good direction going. But the last 20 minutes is a train wreck. It’s basically a summary of Mortal Kombat Annihilation; bad guys invade, beloved good guy dies, Rayden teleports them all away, they have a team huddle and select who is gonna fight who, and then boss fight at the end. The visual effects are really great so that’s good.

 

[Chaos Cat]

So, that new Mortal Kombat movie dropped and

I have never been more disappointed with a movie in my entire life.

Given that the main character is not someone from the game and is instead some dude that was apparently forced onto the writers, I am not the least bit surpised.

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

Given that the main character is not someone from the game and is instead some dude that was apparently forced onto the writers, I am not the least bit surpised.

That part wasn’t actually that bad tbh. He’s quite likeable.

 

[Disney Dad 3000]

I'm dropping out. Best of luck to all of you.

 

[tcool123]

I'm dropping out. Best of luck to all of you.

Hope all is well Disney Dad!!!

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

I'm dropping out. Best of luck to all of you.

Omg! I hope everything is okay.

 

[Pi on my Cake]

I'm dropping out. Best of luck to all of you.

I hope all is well! Take care!

 

[MickeyWaffleCo.]

I'm dropping out. Best of luck to all of you.

Oh no! Hope everything’s all good!

 

[spacemt354]

I'm dropping out. Best of luck to all of you.

Hope all is well

 

[Orange Cat]

I'm dropping out. Best of luck to all of you.

I know it’s already been said but I hope you’re doing okay

 

[Pi on my Cake]

Working on my presentation a bit

 

[tcool123]

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Working on my presentation a bit

أنا أيضا

 

[JokersWild]

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Working on my presentation a bit

Can we honestly talk about that screen? What director in their right mind has 4:3 as their ideal aspect ratio? I liked the movie, but I’ll never understand that choice.

 

[Outbound]

Can we honestly talk about that screen? What director in their right mind has 4:3 as their ideal aspect ratio? I liked the movie, but I’ll never understand that choice.

He got complete creative freedom so he just started doing random things on whim