I'm working on a soundtrack mix of the ride to listen to in the event that TBA is as disappointing as I expect. Again I wanna add that it's not coming from my hate of the Splash Mountain Closure, but rather my dislike for these "Meet and greet" Rides they keep making. The Avatar one is at least unique because of it's hypnotic soundtrack, stunning visuals, and advanced Shaman Animatronic but the Frozen Ride has no plot whatsoever. I mean I enjoy it but it could be soo much better, (Elsa saving us from a waterfall? WHY NOT!!? Instead she throws us over one!)
But anywho, I wanna make the soundtrack match up to what you'd here if you were riding, so it would have to have shortened clips of each segment of the songs to keep up with the boat's speed. Then I could just close my eyes or use my IMAAAAAAGINAAAAATION (ok don't get me started on that ride!!!).
Thankfully I got to ride Disney World's Splash in October, and Disneyland's Splash three months ago, and was able to create fresh memories, oversaturate with re-rides, and film as much as possible.
There are certain things I will always miss, the squeaky vocals that were really cute and cool in that setting, the maniacal laughter, the spooky and very well done drop anticipation scene with the vultures, The "WEE WAH WOO WOOHOOHOO FSU!!!" gophers/weasels/groundhogs or whatever they were, the big celebration, the goofiness of Brer Fox's eyes, The country twang, The wacky outfits, The Swamp Boys, The hitchhiking alligator in Cali, (I wanna be a laughin' alligator, I wanna be a smiling crocodile! I wanna be a friend to all the critters, might as well take me along!), the funny southern writing, The down home feeling, and THAT ADORABLE GIGGLING BRER RABBIT ANIMATRONIC in Cali!!
THAT WAS JUST SO CUTE!
It just felt like you were in a really fun cartoon antic filled adventure, with Brer Rabbit, the original Bugs Bunny (I'm sure he was inspired by the books),
There was always a feel that Brer Rabbit played a prank not only on his nemesis' but you as well by getting you all wet! Especially when you fell into the laughing place. That one drop that mimicked a bunny hop seemed to follow Brer Rabbit hopping along after Brer Fox/Bear fell into the bee cave, that was the wettest drop for some reason. It would dump buckets of water if you were in the front row. ESPECIALLY in Anaheim! I don't see it having the same context in the new ride. What are they gonna do "Woops we tripped?" Lame! Sorry I just had to get that in there.
I have many fond memories of the ride including tricking my brother into riding it by telling him he could get off before the drop, (tee hee that was worthy of Brer Rabbit himself! He would be proud!) And the time I thought I was falling out when really It was just a bit of airtime.
I hope that the new ride surprises me though. It has the potential (not the likelihood) of restoring my faith in the abilities of the Imagineers. I have a feeling that Baxter is the reason new songs and characters are being introduced because that feels old school Disney, like the CBJ or how Splash Mt Rewrote the stories and lyrics to adapt it for a totally different experience. Like I said before it bugs me that the drop seems to have no sense of danger only happy sappy ness, which ruins the feel. It's the issue that I had with the Guardians tower, how it took all the scary out and made you forget there were drops. Somehow I managed to enjoy it but not as much as Tower. That may be the case here. But for Splash Mountain where I can't just go across the country and ride the original anymore, I have to expect more to fill the gap. So far I've been disappointed with the replacements for Great Movie Ride, Maelstrom, Snow White (it's not even a ride!!), RNRC Paris (though all I needed was a video, I'm good), Backlot Tour Paris (same), Imagination, and California Screamin'. Why would I expect anything different this time?