Six weeks?!?!! I think we need to take up a collection and get you an iPhone. Don't worry, you won't have to FaceTime with any of your fanbois, just check in on us every now and then
Well, I do know that others online (not gonna name names) in the fan community have whined about needing laptops and smartphones and such and I am sure they did, indeed, get money to pay for all or some of their toys.
I don't believe in such tactics, myself. ... I only myself out for free meals and booze!