Ahem...
- "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, and keep it friendly." ~ Walter Elias Disney
I guess we can argue semantics all day long but if the parks had been held to the standards that Walt set forth then there would certainly not be...(taken from another post of my own)
Defurbed Space Mountain
Defurbed Jungle Cruise
Closed Golden Horseshoe
Closed Odyssey
Closed upstairs of Imagination
Closed WOL pavillion
reheated 80's attraction (Captain EO)
outdated film in Soarin' (yes...they are supposedly addressing)
20 year old stunt show (Indiana Jones)
Closed Sounds Dangerous
Closed American Idol
Closed Backlot Tour (yes, carsland...reheated attraction from west coast rumored)
UOE...outdated for at least 10 years
crane behind the castle 2 months out of the year instead of LED lighting upgrades
Defurbed Kali River Rapids
Inoperative Yeti
Dinosaur! Effects out of service for some time
Fountains/water features shut off
So since we are complaining, you left out a bunch of stuff.
Small World - missing ceiling tiles because Disney is too cheap to buy tiles.
Big Thunder Mountain - Earthquake effect doesn’t work, even after a refurb, because Disney is cheap.
Splash Mountain - hit or miss whether all effects will be working on any given visit, because Disney likes to mess with us and turn them on and off.
7DMT - Too short, not E-Ticket, because Disney is too cheap to have built a longer ride.
Journey of the Little Mermaid - Bad show, lighting and structure visible because Disney is too cheap to do it right like they would have done if this was built in the 80s.
Tomorrowland Speedway - The cars are all junk, smell fumes, and doesn’t fit a tomorrowland theme.
Peter Pan - Needs refurb, so dirty inside you can see dust on curtains because Disney is too cheap to pay for maintenance.
Enchanted Tales with Belle - Glorified meet and greet, because Disney is too cheap to build a ride.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Mermaids, do I need to say more?
Jungle Cruise - Poor audio, old jokes, because Disney is too cheap.
Buzz Light-year is using the same track as "If you had wings" from the 70s. How cheap is that?
Carousel of Progress. The future scene is more of the past now. Disney is too cheap to update it.
Barnstormer - Bad show, can see Dumbo and tomorrowland speedway while riding.
PeopleMover - Disney is too cheap to bring back the original narration and fix the cars bumping into each other.
Winnie the Pooh - I can't believe we lost Toad for this...
Should I go into the Epcot, HS, AK, and the resorts too?