Snakes On A Plane

[imagineer99]

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Time to kick some asp!

 

[TheOneVader]

Samuel Jackson better say, "We got snakes on a mother f--kin' plane!" or the movie won't do as good.

 

[imagineer99]

He better say it multiple times to multiple passengers...

 

[TheOneVader]

*points to avatar*
*points to signature*

 

[dandaman]

"We'll have to find someone who can kill a snake."

"A snake? What is it?!"

"It's a long slithery reptile, but that's not important right now."

:lookaroun

 

[SirNim]

I love absurdism... :lol:

 

[imagineer boy]

"Trying to fly a plane while being injected by asp vennom would be a different type of flying, all together."

"It would be a different type of flying."

 

[TheOneVader]

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to kill a snake?"

 

[imagineer99]

I hope at the end, Samuel L. has a big climatic fight scene with some giant "boss" snake (like an anaconda).

Upon seeing the ferocious reptile his spits out:
"That is one big mother f--king snake!"

 

[imagineer boy]

He also needs to say at one point, "Hold on to your butts."

 

[DisneyFreak529]

Am I the only one here who thinks this is gona be a corny picture!

 

[NemoRocks78]

Am I the only one here who thinks this is gona be a corny picture!

 

[dxwwf3]

:lol:

It better live up to the corny hype.

 

[WDWBro]

Am I the only one here who thinks this is gona be a corny picture!

Never! It shall be a masterpiece of American cinema, changing the way that we watch films forever. Vie, destroy the communist who defies this incomparable motion picture.

 

[dandaman]

If only it were in 3-D IMAX.

 

[imagineer boy]

What are everyone's oscar predictions? I say,

Best Picture
Best Director
Best Actor: Samuel L. Jackson
Best Supporting Actor: Kenan Thompson
Best Original Screenplay
Best Cinematography
Best Editing
Best Make up
Best Cotsume Design
Best Visual Effects
Best Art Direction
Best Sound
Best Sound Editing
Best Musical Score
Best Original Song

And it will sweep them all! BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sohappy: :sohappy: :hammer: :lookaroun :hurl: :slurp: :wave: :snore: :animwink:

 

[DisneyFreak529]

Never! It shall be a masterpiece of American cinema, changing the way that we watch films forever. Vie, destroy the communist who defies this incomparable motion picture.

:lol: :lol: You never know. :lol: :lol:

 

[dr_teeth90210]

D@MNIT!, Why couldn't they have casted Steve Guttenburg!

Oh well, I just hope the movie lives up to the scripts full potential.

 

[FigmentJedi]

Coming soon at WDW: Snakes on Soarin'
"We've got snakes on the mother****ing hanggliders!"

 

[NemoRocks78]

What are everyone's oscar predictions? I say,

Best Picture
Best Director
Best Actor: Samuel L. Jackson
Best Supporting Actor: Kenan Thompson
Best Cinematography
Best Editing
Best Make up
Best Cotsume Design
Best Visual Effects
Best Art Direction
Best Sound
Best Sound Editing
Best Musical Score
Best Original Song

And it will sweep them all! BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sohappy: :sohappy: :hammer: :lookaroun :hurl: :slurp: :wave: :snore: :animwink:

You forgot Best Original Screenplay.