Here's the list...part 1
1) Your computers are named Mickey, Minnie, etc.
2) Your desktop theme consists of Disney pictures
3) You can name all the Disney characters by heart
4) You refer to all park employees (including those who don't work for Disney) as cast members
5) You go all over the internet searching for Disney music
6) You have several Disneyland music CD's
7) Everywhere you look, you see hidden Mickeys
8) You can name all the movies Disney has made.
9) You can name all the songs in every Disney movie.
10) You have dreams that you work at Disneyland
11) You have a Disney website
12) You can make ten words using the letters DISNEY.
13) You visit
http://www.disneylandsource.com more than often to view the video clips.
14) While watching the clips, you have your little brother move your chair to simulate the ride.
15) You sit your brother in a chair trying to simulate the rides he's too short for
16) Most of your Napster songs have to do with Disney
17) You try to save money so you can fly to Japan for the opening of Tokyo DisneySea
18) You visit yesterland.com daily, which brings back memories of old rides
19) You go to Disneyland more often than you go on dates.
20) You wish that they would bottle the smell of Disneyland so that you can sniff it whenever you get a craving.
21) Whenever one of your buddies gets online your computer plays "Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate’s life for me"
22) When you go on rides like the Haunted Mansion your friends are amazed and slightly frightened because you know the complete narration.
23) People call you instead of their travel agent when they need information about going to Disneyland.
24) When they offer you a map at the front gate of Disneyland you simply smile and chuckle a bit.
25) As you walk around Disneyland you tell your friends facts about every ride to the point where they ask you to shut up.
26) Whenever your feeling down you just listen to your sound file from Space Mountain and the world is right again.
27) You know when every Disney character was introduced
28) You know the lines to all Disney songs
29) You've memorized the spiels to all the rides
30) When you go to Disneyland and hear the music, you can name the name of the song.
31) You have a Disney screen saver
32) You visit Disney.com more than the healthy limit.
33) You play the Disney trivia game over and over
34) You have D-land music on your answering machine
35) You name your pets after Disney characters
36) Instead of talking about your job at work, you discuss the current Disneyland topics
37) You're too far away from Disneyland (and broke) to actually go, so you spend your week-long vacation at Disneylandsource.com
38) You run around the entire park trying to find the song they play on Space Mountain, and when you do find it you set it on repeat on your car stereo and listen to it the whole way home while booking 75-80mph down the 5 freeway!
39) You go through withdrawals of hearing the Main St. music and the smell of Churros and cotton candy
40) You feel like a relative has passed away when you see a ride that is closed for the day
41) Two hour wait? I would wait 6 hours for one Disney ride
42) Everyone at the park calls you by your first name.
43) Leaving Disneyland as it closes for the day is like being kicked out of the Garden of Eden
44) You're known as the Disney Dictionary
45) All your analogies refer to Disney
46) You go to every Disney movie, good or not
47) You know that Eisner is doing a horrible job running Disney
48) You draw Disney-related pictures on your spare time.
49) At work, you hum "it's a small world" over and over again
50) You sing along on rides
51) When people are lost at Disneyland, you help them more than a CM
52) You know what Club 33 is
53) As you walk in, the CM says, "Good to see you again."
54) You can name every ride and the "land" that they are in
55) Your license plate holder says, "My other car is a Doom Buggy"
56) You keep wondering, where else in the U.S. can I get a churro?
57) You amuse your co-workers with character impressions that you're no good at.
58) Your ideal wedding would take place at Disneyland
59) Your girlfriend gives you an ultimatum, her or the mouse
60) The only thing you know how to say in Spanish is "Permanecer sentados, por favor"
61) Knowing since your first time at Disneyland that working there would be your dream job.
62) You get a list on your desk from co-workers to pick up souvenirs.
63) You know where the best seat is for all the shows.
64) While waiting in line for the Matterhorn you yodel better than the recording.
65) You can recognize when a cast member has been moved to a different position in the park.
66) The cast members remember the last time you were at the park.
67) They don't ask to see your passport at the parking garage anymore.
68) Your friends purchase tickets from you because you always have them on hand.
69) Club 33 is tired of hearing you beg to get in.
70) You have a personal relationship to "MAYNARD"
71) You take a 700-mile drive from the Oregon border to San Diego and you play your CD of "The Main Street Electrical Parade" the ENTIRE ROUTE!!!!
72) You get tattoos of Mickey and plan on getting Goofy!
73) You have Disney posters galore.
74) You will read any book about Disney, even though you would hate opening up a book for school.
75) You have collected everything up to napkins and silverware from the parks (including popcorn tubs).
76) You have huge statues of the characters.
77) You drag all your friends (even not Disney lovers) to Disney movies
78) You would rather go to Disneyland than Cancun as a college student!
79) You have Anaheim’s weather on your start page but you don't live in California.
80) You know the monorail lines in English and Spanish.
81) You spend time figuring out how effects work.
82) You know where the ride part junkyard is and have even figured out a plan to get to it.
83) You can point out and identify the hidden, "secret" buildings on the DL property.
84) You know more about a certain ride than its operators do.
85) You consider yourself an "elite" guest and everyone else is a dumb tourist
86) You start a tribute website for every attraction that gets closed down.
87) You have more dreams about Disneyland than anything else.
88) You never need to buy soap; instead you just take soap from your drawer full of complimentary Disney World soap.
89) You have at least 10 maps of Disneyland on your wall
90) You eat Mickey cereal and drink Disney juice
91) You wear 40 pound vests full of Disney pins
92) You know where all the 'hidden Mickey's are in WDW and DL
93) You know the WDW resort better than your hometown.
94) When someone mentions Epcot, you say Every Person Comes Out Tired
95) You can hum any atmosphere music at Disneyland right when you hear it.
96) The music from Main Street Electrical Parade makes you cry
97) You can and will outrun the little kids to meet Mickey and Minnie at the same time
98) You have 2 shoeboxes full of "information"
99) You have a running list of how many times u have ridden each ride
100) You have air samples and water samples from Disneyland
101) You don’t think 100 reasons is enough
102) You write down in extreme detail about every trip you have ever made to Disney parks
103) You have over 150 things scotch-taped to your door about Disney
104) You watch the Share a Dream Come True parade and you both realize that you own every single snow globe.
105) As a gag gift for Christmas your family gets you Disney stock and you think it's the best gift ever
106) You are trying to get a job at DL even though you live about an hour away and hate buses and don't know how to get there by bus anyway and don't have a car.
107) You cry when you listen to Illuminations
108) You want to get married at DL and have your honeymoon at WDW/DL Paris and TDL
109) You revel in finding hard to find phone numbers for Disney Departments
110) You decide to do the college program for 7 months instead of 3 before you even know if you will like it
111) You have pictures of yourself and friends at the controls of a monorail.
112) You have at least 5 sets of "ears"
113) Your wardrobe closet features mostly Disney related clothing
114) You go to resorts even though you not staying there
115) You Actually read the List to see how many apply to you
116) You can give the entire monorail spiel
117) You know the jungle cruise like the backside of water.
118) Disney is a way life
119) You go whenever you have money
120) You think that when your boyfriend takes you to Disneyland it is the perfect date
121) You plan your trip when it is 3 years from now...
122) You ONLY listen to Disney music. And EVERY DAY. For HOURS.
123) You know how to perfectly write every character's signature, even though you've never worked there or seen The Book.
124) You have the numbers for Priority Seating, Reservations, and WDW Lost & Found set to your cell phone's speed dial buttons, even if you're last trip was two years ago.
125) You listen to Spectromagic every night before you go to bed.
126) You know your way around all 4 WDW parks w/ your eyes closed
127) You keep calling your daughter Mickey
128) You go to Disneyland in the summer every year so that you may get a full day out of it since they open earlier and close later!
129) You buy several Disney hats.
130) You act more kid-like every time you return.
131) You can tell how old a guidebook is by what attractions are shown.
132) You can't stand the people you love most while they are at Disney World and you're not b/c you are so jealous of them
133) Your computer startup sound is "We welcome you aboard our Highway in the sky and hope you enjoy the Magic Kingdom"
134) You have the train whistle as an e-mail notification.
135) You keep looking for hidden Mickeys in films that weren't made by Disney
136) You go to Universal Orlando and look for hidden Mickey's on the rides
137) You wear dress shirts with Mickey's embroidered on the front, to compliment your Disney ties
138) You go to work wearing Disney so much that people only notice when you are NOT wearing it!
139) You have so many Disney choices for your desktop theme that you can change the background every day for a month and not have the same picture twice!
140) You watch old vacation videos at least once a week so that you won't forget any details of the ride.