Maybe not the DMV, but you get the point.
Here's some new ones:
1. Always asking CMs if you can "take one of the subs out for a spin"
2. Always spinning the tea cups off the track.
3. Keeping hope alive that you will one day meet Mr. Toad again.
4. So bored with the speedway, you drive with your feet on the wheels and hands on the pedals.
5. Seem to get stuck a lot in the slide on Donald's Boat.
6. Insistent on "piloting" the monorail every visit.
7. You've stowed away on the "Fantasmic" island.
8. In hope of inspiring new improvements to old attractions, always drop hints to CMs at Unload ("Wow this would be great if it spun!!!)
9. Always following "suits" around the parks with spy equipment.
10. Often sit out on Swiss loading station of the skyway in a lawn chair. When security comes, offer excuses like "gee, I'm sorry. I thought this wasn't being used"
11. Always pointing out the Mr. Toad painting inside the Pooh ride.
12. Time your entrances to the Astro Orbiter to catch the fireworks UP IN THE AIR.
13. You've memorized both Space Mt. tracks.
14. Always picking up Snow White, Alice, or Cinderella for a date.
15. Always saluting the fire station apartment (disneyland only)
16. improvisational "whale of a tale" concerts at the Vulcania loading station.
17. Sing A Long with Paul Frees!!!!
18. Always caught putting your own tombstone in the HM graveyard.
19. Often come out of Mickey's House, shake the hand of the nearest CM, and exclaim "I'll buy it!!"
20. Always turning to people in line and saying "I heard this here's the wildest ride in the Wilderness!"
21. Always asking strangers to break out into musical numbers..
22. With Figment back, your campaign to "Bring Back Dreamfinder" is back on track.
23. You love coming off the Imagination ride saying "Thank god they changed it cause the last one Blew!!"
24. Prone to violent attacks when people mention Shrek or Spirit as being Disney properties.
25. Cursed out loud when Monsters Inc. Lost best animated feature (this I actually did).
26. Total Score on Buzz Lightyear: 168,954,869,456,325,139,245,836,458
27. When scoping out ride vehicles at the parks, always exclaiming "looks just like the one at home"
28. When an attraction is threatenign to close, they strip you of your handcuffs BEFORE you enter the park.
29. When leaving Peter Pan, you mention the small light that was burnt out in one of the buildings in the London scene.
30. You get on tv, and someone asks "Well, what are you gonna do now?" You know exactly where to tell them your going.