security guard CM's, got any funny/crazy stories for us?

[klineski96]

Just a slower day at work and I was thinking...

Are there any CM's who currently work as security guards or people who have worked as security guards for WDW on these message boards that would care to share a funny or crazy story for us?

Had to break up any good fights?
Anyone's car get stolen?
Drug busts on property?
Any good drunk guy stories?
Kids sneaking backstage?

Surely there are some good stories out there!

 

[SirGoofy]

I'm not a security guard, but one of my best friends is.

She is stationed at DTD, and last week her and a bunch of other guards had to get a drunk, naked man out of one of the fountains.:lol:

 

[Eljay]

I'm not a security CM, but I did see a funny thing happen in the bag check line.
The person in front of me apparently decided to keep the bug eye 3D glasses from It's Tough To Be A Bug in DAK. The security guard at the Studios pulled them out of the person's bag and said, "Gosh, I think these belong to us.":lol:

 

[Eljay]

I'm not a security guard, but one of my best friends is.

She is stationed at DTD, and last week her and a bunch of other guards had to get a drunk, naked man out of one of the fountains.:lol:

Well heck, did they ever consider that I, I mean he, might have needed a little freshing up since the shower at the Roach Motel wasn't working that morning? :animwink:

 

[DznyGrlSD]

I have friend that work DTD bike security and they say all sortsa shenannegans (sp?) happen during SIN nights @ HOB now that PI is closed.

 

[havoc]

I've got a bunch, but honestly I like having my job... so the stories will remain in the Disney Vault.

 

[klineski96]

I've got a bunch, but honestly I like having my job... so the stories will remain in the Disney Vault.

Unless your avatar is a picture of you and your nametag says Havoc... no one will know. LOL :lol:

Just kidding, I see how the original question could put someone in a tough spot, which was never my intention.

 

[SleepingMonk]

The last interaction I had with WDW Security was at Epcot.

I forgot to slip my knife into my pocket and left it clipped in place, one guy caught it and asked me about it. I told him it was a knife and he escorted me to the little guard shack to store it while I was in the park.

The funny part was he was an obvious knife guy and must have been bored to death because we talked about knives for about ten minutes. It was a Strider SNG and he took forever to put it in the bag. LOL

He was the first to ever catch it and I've carried that knife or others in the same way in every park I've ever been in.

 

[GoofyMom2]

I was in line at MK and the guard pulled a 6 pack of bottled beer out of some guy's napsak!

 

[Eljay]

He was the first to ever catch it and I've carried that knife or others in the same way in every park I've ever been in.

:lookaroun

 

[Fade_to_Blah]

:lookaroun

Alot of people carry small pocket knives like that. You would be surprised....

 

[sublimesting]

I was in line at MK and the guard pulled a 6 pack of bottled beer out of some guy's napsak!

That guy was wrong to bring a 6 pack into the park. The appropriate thing to do is pour gin into a water bottle.:lookaroun

 

[SleepingMonk]

Alot of people carry small pocket knives like that. You would be surprised....

It's only the oldest and most useful tool invented by humans.

Silly NOT to carry one.

 

[wild01ride]

:lookaroun

Alot of people carry small pocket knives like that. You would be surprised....

Duh! You never know when you're going to need to "gut someone like a fish!"
:ROFLOL:

 

[wild01ride]

That guy was wrong to bring a 6 pack into the park. The appropriate thing to do is pour gin into a water bottle.:lookaroun

Or at least bring cans, for cryin' out loud - they make less noise (/less chance of getting caught)!

 

[SleepingMonk]

Duh! You never know when you're going to need to "gut someone like a fish!"
:ROFLOL:

Hehehe, and that's just the midsize model.

:animwink: