Scenes from a hat

dandaman · Jul 24, 2005

The HM's stretch rooms, with the penny being impressed... horizontally..

Dr. Seuss' scrapped works.

SIR90210 · Jul 24, 2005

Horton and the Wubulous Significantotherawatchamacalit

Band names that the stars passed over

WDWBro · Jul 24, 2005

Rolling Boulders

What eskimos watch on TV

dandaman · Jul 24, 2005

"Extreme Makeover: Igloo Edition"

How "Half-Blood Prince" really should have ended... :lookaroun

wdwishes2005 · Jul 24, 2005

harry, why do you have a clock counting down to zero on your belt?....BOOM!!!

no i dont like HP

rejected health foods.

disnyfan89 · Jul 25, 2005

Chocolate covered donuts that are then deep fried.

rejected web-sites

GenerationX · Jul 25, 2005

www.IdRatherGoToSixFlagsThanDisney.com

What really caused the Epcot power outage last year ...

wdwishes2005 · Jul 25, 2005

michael, are you sure i should touch that box that says "high voltage"?

rejected disney theme parks.

SIR90210 · Jul 25, 2005

Hugh Heffner's FANTASYland ( I think that was discussed in another thread...)

Bad ideas for Christmas presents.

hcswingfield · Jul 25, 2005

A puppy, shrink-wrapped for freshness

things you can say to a cat that you can't say to your boss

diddy_mouse · Jul 25, 2005

"eww! earmites!"

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SIR90210 · Jul 26, 2005

"Luke, I am your mother."
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Things you can say to your significant other but not your boss.

hcswingfield · Jul 26, 2005

Get it yourself! You're not the boss of me!

In appropriate T-shirt slogan for a funeral

DisneyRoxMySox · Jul 26, 2005

"There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, just a day away!"

What not to give you wife as a birthday present.

wdwishes2005 · Jul 26, 2005

oooh its a new saw!

things not to say after a relative is hospitalized.

hcswingfield · Jul 26, 2005

I thought there must be something wrong with you! Is it your face?

Something you might say to a telemarketer, but not to your spouse.

dandaman · Jul 26, 2005

"No, thanks. I'm not interested."

Failed hockey teams.

WDWBro · Jul 26, 2005

Drifterville One-Timers (do you get the joke?)

Things you can say to a Fast-Food cashier but not a security guard

dandaman · Jul 26, 2005

"Does that suit come with the job, or is that casual?"

Things you can say to a grocer, but not the President.

Tara Mae · Jul 26, 2005

How much for the hoe? (Gardening tool found in all grocery stores in the Garden Dept.)

Things you can say to a waitress, but not your daughter.