Scenes from a hat

[disney_nutter]

Obi wan-You were meant to be the chosen pants!!

What you shouldnt say at your castmember interview?

 

[TiggerBW]

Would you like to check my references at Neverland?

Little Known Facts About Eisner

 

[dandaman]

"Sir, Mr. Gates is on Line 3. He wants to know how much you need for this month's budget."

Things not to say to the obese in WDW.

 

[wdwishes2005]

hey everybody! there is a special magic pill that will make you 90 pounds buried underneath the castle.

things you can say about eisner, but not your girlfriend.

 

[GenerationX]

Boy, will I be glad when you're gone!

Worst excuse for not riding Splash Mountain

 

[Legacy]

I'm sorry, I'm allergic to tar babies.

General Grizz's worst nightmare.

 

[Master Yoda]

Carousel of Progress will be rehabbed and changed into “The life of Michael Eisner”

What is Joe Rohde thinking right now?

 

[dandaman]

"..................................."


Things you don't want to hear while on a Disney ride.

 

[imagineer boy]

"We're sorry, but due to technical difficulties, you're all gonna die. We're sorry for the inconvinience."

What you would do to Eisner if you met face to face with him.

 

[matt88mph]

"Man, you started out real good, where did you go wrong?"

Things you can say about FASTPASS, but not about your girl/boyfriend.

 

[DisneyChik17]

I'm glad I didn't wait in line for that.

The next Disney ride to be made into a movie (I'm not good at making these up)

 

[wdwishes2005]

Look mommie theres a new movie called, Stitches gay escape!

things you can say about your girlfriend, but not to your boyfriend.....

 

[Tara Mae]

Nice rack!

Things you shouldn't tell the truth about.

 

[wdwishes2005]

honey, does this make me look fat?

things you can say about your mom, but not your dog.

 

[Tara Mae]

Are they supposed to flop and sag like that? (The ears of the dog, of course. )

Things you can say about your Corvette, but not your sister.

 

[Safari Giraffe]

Easy to drive...and fast

What Michael Jackson is thinking right now.......

 

[wdwishes2005]

I'm going to sue you mr. wonka, for making fun of my body.

things you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend.

 

[Legacy]

She's as big as a house!

Failed NFL expansion teams.

 

[DisneyChik17]

The Plymouth Rock Pilgrams

What Britney Spears should name her baby

 

[Legacy]

Unlucky

I pass to a new topic.