Santa's Reindeer

[Tramp]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-A$$ man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. ​

 

[Erika]

:lol: Nice! :lol:

 

[ImaginEAR]

:lol: That is too funny!

 

[ACE]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-A$$ man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. ​

Yeah, tell me about it. My wife took me Christmas shopping last nite.

:wave: ACE

 

[darthdarrel]

I got this in my e mail and it is funny, but I asked a zoologist friend of mine and he said not all males drop their antlers in the beginning of winter, some do manage to keep them till spring :lol:

 

[CaptainMichael]

That may be true for normal reigndeer, but Santa has magical reigndeer that can fly. How many reindeer have you seen fly lately???

 

[AliciaLuvzDizne]

That may be true for normal reigndeer, but Santa has magical reigndeer that can fly. How many reindeer have you seen fly lately???

only the women